Hidilly Ho there neiboreno. My name is Ned Flanders. Gee where do I begin about myself ...... let me see. I'm a proud Christian, a proud parent of my 2 little boys Rod and Todd. I'm a widow because my wife Maude died in a horrible accident. I am the owner of Springfields own Leftorium and i'm always getting tormented by my neighbor Homer Simpson. I've had a pretty good life so far and i'm proud to say that I go to church every weekend and I thank the lord for everything I have in my life.