Jasper - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I live at the Springfield Retirement Castle. I'm the second oldest resident of Springfield. I'm a veteran and a member of the First Church of Springfield's church council. I also have a leg made out of spruce.

My Interests

ballet, fung fu, beard grooming, normal walking, old fashioned hole digging, liver failure, paddlin', playing the spoons, cane fights, bingo, crossword puzzles

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Where am I?

Music:

Steve and Edie, Percy Faith and his Orchestra, Mindless Self Indulgence, the Elephant Song (it reminds me of elephants!)

Movies:

anything with Van Heflin

Television:

Matlock, Wheel of Fortune

Heroes:

ZZ Top, Paul Harvey