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Bad Ass Chris

I could, but I won't, if I would anyway.

About Me

Half normal, half not. I cook awesome Mexican food. I have one lucky husband, three kind hearted children and friends who love me. I have a dog named Maya and a piece of shit Toyota.
datman studios was here nighttime

My Interests

My Family, photography, live music, NFL football, dancing in shower, and recently started falling in love with poker. :)This picture makes me laugh!

I'd like to meet:

Nice people. Dumb drivers - don't ask why. Other smokers. People who lived outside of the US. Dog Owners. People with Swimming Pools. People who like to be outside. People with Character. People who love to laugh!! People who like to rock. :)

Music:

Anything snappy. I love me some Rock n' Roll.

Movies:


I'll watch anything. Movies that make me laugh are the best. Movies with zombies make me nervious. I really liked Lucky Number Sleven. If you haven't seen it, get it. Its good.

Television:


Hell's Kitchen, Poker After Dark, Lost, Heros, Dead Like Me, The Simpsons, Weeds, Discovery and Sci-Fi,Family guy, Futurama, American Dad, Conan O'Brien, and documentaries on religions, ghosts and ufos. :)

Books:


Heroes:


My Blog

Yoda

Today has been the most tragic day for my cats. I have 4 cats. Two are mine and two are strays. They have all been poisoned. Even my nieghbors cats were ill. This really upsets me. Why would someone w...
Posted by Bad Ass Chris on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:21:00 PST

Poema

With long black hair and swift moving lips I hope she can wrap her mind around this. When it's her time, she will ravish all  with passion in her words and justice on her mind.    ...
Posted by Bad Ass Chris on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:43:00 PST

this bird almost

this bird almost hit me! I was smoking outside when this huge fucking crow came and swooped down...almost hitting my head! FUCKER! i think i will have chicken tonight just to feel the sweet revenge. A...
Posted by Bad Ass Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST