My hobbies include money fights with my assistant, Waylon Smithers, cultivating a wardrobe made entirely of innocent animals' pelts, courting some of Springfield's most eligible seniors like Jacqueline Bouvier (otherwise known as Marge Simpson's mother), stealing candy from babies, blotting out the sun, destroying the environment, and being the Head of the Republican Party.
People either willing to join me in my reign of terror or work at my power plant. Oh and Ozzie Smith, no one has seen him since before the softball game.
Anything played on the clavichord.
A Burns for All Seasons
the Necronomicon