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Ralph

I heard a Frankenstein lives there!!

About Me

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My Interests

Eating glue. Picking my nose. Loving Lisa. Eating the purple berries

I'd like to meet:

Anyone but the leprechaun who lives in the deep end of my sandbox. He tells me to burn things. WAAH!

Music:

Flute up my nose.

Movies:

Itchy & Scratchy, Man Getting Hit in Groin with Football

Television:

Itchy and Scratchy, Krusty the Clown

Books:

Me fail english? That's unpossible!

Heroes:

Daddy, Radioactive Man

My Blog

Comments

Please stop leaving comments inviting others to 'Click Here'  It's more annoying then when I get punished for making an uh-oh in the house....
Posted by Ralph on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:55:00 PST

Hacked

    Someone had hacked this page for a while.  I think I took care of it.  Don't know if anyone was sent any strange emails that were un-Ralph-like in any way...
Posted by Ralph on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:50:00 PST

Hacked

    Someone had hacked this page for a while.  I think I took care of it.  Don't know if anyone was sent any strange emails that were un-Ralph-like in any way...
Posted by Ralph on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:50:00 PST

Caught Up....

I finally caught up with all of the friend requests.  Sorry for the delay.Keep in mind I have short pudgy legs and only 8 fingers.......
Posted by Ralph on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 05:08:00 PST

Friend Requests

Sorry folks.  There currently about 1,800 people waiting for friend request approval.  I simply don't have the time to hit that approve all button 180 times.  On top of that, the site k...
Posted by Ralph on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 04:39:00 PST

Grammar

For crying out loud people, please clean up your grammar!! In addition to the poor spelling I see all over the place, please be aware that it is not 'lepercon'.  It's actually leprechaun. Leperco...
Posted by Ralph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Punk Rock

I'll bet you never knew it, but Ralphie Wiggum is a punk. Ralphie enoys clasic punk rock such as the Clash and the Ramones. There is nothing more perfect.
Posted by Ralph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST