Why hello there. I'm Chief Wiggum. And I am the one who deals with all the scub bags out here in Springfeild. Don't get fooled though, I don't really eat donuts and hang around like those other Officers. I only eat donuts when I really have to. Like when I am walking down the street, when I wake up, when I see a Donut Shop, you know just when I need to. My son Ralph also lives with me out here. I try to teach him all I have learned. Well whenever you need me remember to deal 912 or is it 911?
