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Momar

Just Call me Moe

About Me

Bad Habits: Road rage, calling Marge "Midge".Likes: Women who take their clothes off for money.Dislikes: Prank phone calls, barflies with no money.Hobbies: Shooting at the shooting range, bowling.Biggest Goof: Robbing my own bar.Illegal Activites: Bar turns into a casino, loan sharking, keeps pandas captive in bar, runs a whale smuggling operation.Other Stuff: Once had plastic surgery done to increase my so called "beauty". The new face landed me a role on a TV soap opera.

My Interests

Member of: Protest against Itchy and Scratchy, the Pin Pals bowling team, the Civil War recreation group, movementarians at once, the Stonecutters, crew on Homer's navy ship at once, NRA (National Rifle Association), bird watching group, and Homer's vigilante group

I'd like to meet:

Anybody!!!

Heroes:

Hank Azaria