Barney

I am 36 years old. I like drinking duff beer down at Moe's with homer, lenny and carl! My favourite meal is peanuts from the garbage can, beer from ashtrays, and all you can eat bbq chicken. I donate my sperm to the springfield sperm bank for money and i also plow snow for money. I love to streak and I did during my senior prom. I did training to go into space, but never went. I once worked as Santa. I wsa once a guinaeu pig. I was homers potential soul mate, but then his biggest turn off. I dont bathe. My crack hangs out of my pants. I drink beer out of ash trays. I eat garbage out of the dumpster. I drink cough syrup for the alchohol. I accidently urinated on my own couch.