Hello im Hank Scorpio, I like fun runs, bowling, and world domination. I am a evil genius and the president of the Globex Corporation which takes up most of my time. I am very powerfull but down to earth... Many people respect and fear me but I want them to remember my butt is for sitting not kissing. I don't like things that elevate me about the other people. I'm just like you. Oh, sure, I come later in the day, I get paid a lot more and I take longer vacations, but I don't like the word "boss".
