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The Count

The Original Count! ah ah ah ah ah!

About Me

You know that I am called the Count.
Because I reeeeally love to count.
Sometimes I sit and count all day.
But oh!
Sometimes I get carried away!

I count slowly. Slowly. Slowly, getting faster.
Once I started counting, it's very hard to stop.
Faster, faster, it is so exciting.
I can count forever, count until I drop!
HAHA!
One two three four!
Ayayayaya yayayaya!
Once I started counting, it's very hard to stop.
Hey!
One two three four!
Ayayayaya yayayaya!
Once I started counting, it's very hard to stop.

I count the spiders in the hall.
I count the cobwebs on the wall.
I count the books upon the shelf.
When I'm alone......
I count..
myself.
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My Interests

counting, counting again, counting again, full moons, s&m, whips, chains, dungeons, crazy kiddies, counting, gothic potlucks

I'd like to meet:

It's very lonely in my castle, so I'm inviting crazy kiddies who love to count to join me in counting everything there is to count! ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

Music:

my counting song, bauhaus

Movies:

nosferatu, dracula

Heroes:

YOU, because you can count! ah ah ah ah!

My Blog

READ THIS-- YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Do not post chain letters as comments.I will block anyone that does this. I have helped you learn to count, now help me from going insane.Your pal,The Count
Posted by The Count on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST