Turning people into Goblins and keeping them as my slaves in my city.
I'd like to meet more people like Sarah... If you don't live up to my expectations, I shall turn you into a goblin and I shall rule you.
I like singing with my Goblins... especially about babies, love, and cruelty.
We don't have TVs, VCRs, or DVD players here in the Goblin City, so I don't watch movies.
"Being King of a City for Dummies", and "Chicken Soup for the Soul"