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Goddess

Welcome to the fabulous world of princess Ursa

About Me

I am a femailen... I am Illigitimate daughter of Galadriel and Darth Vader. And remember kids sanity is the playground for the unimaginitive....A wicked wizard cast a horrible spell on me. now I live at the bottom of the sea. Enslaved by a sea monster I cannot flee. Until prince charming hears my plea. Rescue me and fill my heart with glee.

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My Interests

Painting, Sculpting, Playing the Bass, Writting screenplays, Tea Parties, Climbing trees, Nature walks, Dressing up in silly costumes and talking in funny accents, Star gazing, snorkling Long walks on the beach, Inventing conspiracies, and world domination....

I'd like to meet:

Salvador Dali hatching from an egg that fell from the sky, That I caught in the palm of my hands.... I'de love to meet a mermaid in my soup, and a polar bear in my frigidare.

Music:

GWAR, Cradle oF Filth, Vivaldi, Paganinni, Strauss, Gershwin, Lords Of Acid, Nine Inch Nails, James Brown, Portish Head, Aphex Twin, Bijork, Tori Amos, Enia, Dj Le Spam, Rammstein, Dir En Gray, Malice Mizner, Vanessa Paradis, Depesh Mode, Curtis Mayfield, Faith No More, Lovage, Mr. Bungle, Mc Solar, David Bowie, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, THe Doors, Nick Cave and the bad seeds, Duran Duran, Wesly Willis, King Missle, Weezer, The Cure, Jimmy Hendrix, Mozart, Peaches, Trina, Big Pun, Mosdeff, Beastie boys, Cypress Hill, KMFDM, NWA, Blondie,Aretha Franklin, and Stevie Wonder

Movies:

Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Meet The Feebles, Dune Labrynth, Ninja scroll, Cowboy Bebop, Evangelion, Revolutionary Girl Utina, Chobits, Lord Of The Rings, Rocky Horror Picture show, Vertigo, touch of Evil,Rebeca, The Piano, Run Lola Run, Tous les matain du monde, The City of Lost children, Scar Face, Blade runner, Star Wars, Nosferatu, favorite directors include: Orson Wells Alfred Hitchcock, Tim Burton, Greg Iracki, Harmony Corrain, Wess Craven, Clive Barker, Jane Campion, Francois Truffau, Sam Rami, Akira Kurosawa, Martin Scorcesi

Television:

X-files, Twin Peaks, Xena Warrior Princess, Adult Swim, Earth Final Conflict, Emiril Live, Xtreme Elimination Challange, A wedding Story the History Channel, The learning channel, Discovery channel, Travel Channel, Bravo

Books:

My favorite authors include the following Ernist Hemmingway, Edgar Allen Poe, Ann Rice, Dan Brown, H.G. Wells, J.R.R Tolken, Agatha Cristie, H.P. Lovecraft, Michael Crichton, Hans Cristin Anderson, Isac Asimov, Shell Silversten, Dr. Seuss, Lewis Carol.

Heroes:

Cleopatra, My great grandmother MiMi, My momma, Madonna, Izaak Newton, Nostradamus, Savador Dali and Galla, Jonny Depp, My Dad, Marie Currie, Plato, Venus

My Blog

Conception and destruction

In an infinate, black, empty, void, two lost souls, one male and the other female drifted amlessly in outer space space. Lost and lonley, the two entities wandered around ...
Posted by Goddess on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 06:54:00 PST

Save the Clock Tower

Universal studios wants to get rid of "Back to the Future the Ride" Please go to their website and tell them not to close down that ride. the're trying to replace all their great 80's film rides with ...
Posted by Goddess on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:47:00 PST

On the the verge of creating a masterpiece All I need is 2 great actors

I've come up with an extremly terrifying short film. All I need is 2 actors under the age of thirty. One beautyful woman and one deranged man is all I need to complete my masterpiece. If you live clos...
Posted by Goddess on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:06:00 PST

The Whilting ROSE

Once upon a time, I never colored in the lines. I never used to pay my fines, and drank the finest wines.Now my life is a shame andI'm the only one to blameI left my coloring book in the rainall those...
Posted by Goddess on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 10:51:00 PST

Chicken Of The Sea!

One warm spring day a beautyful young maiden came across a river. She knelt in front of the river and diped her delicate hands into the cool, fresh, water. The maiden then bent over. She brought her ...
Posted by Goddess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pathetic Mortal You Can Never Destroy me!!!!!

He has no idea that I have created many coppies of my ancestors so that they could work twice as hard. The real Tolken and Jeorge Lucas are hidden at an undisclosed location. Muahahaha!!!! I was devas...
Posted by Goddess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am a Goddess, You Will Never Defeat Me Shane!!!

Just when Shane thought he had defeated me. I was saved by my daddy Darth Vader just before I hit the sun. He dropped me off in Rivendale, I summoned my magical dragon spliff to promptly fly me to Lo...
Posted by Goddess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The day Shane got on his knees and became my bitch

At 7:00 am I was awakened by the most horrible shreeking! "URSA! I AM WAGING A WAR ON YOUR UNRULY ASS! COME OUT HERE RIGHT NOW AND FACE MY WRATH! I suddenly jumped out of bed, grabbed my tiara, pimp c...
Posted by Goddess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Attack of the Orlando Bloom Clones!!!

It was a cold dark night on this eve of Valentines day. I was drinking Moett and stuffing my face with Godiva chocolates, feeling very lonley.... At exactly 1:30 am while watching Lord of the Rings I ...
Posted by Goddess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I HATE! HATE! HATE! Colombia Pictures

I'm taking a class on producing right now. Columbia Pictures has managed to ruin my assignment for class and my life. I am soooooo pissed! I've been up for 20 hrs working on this assignment. Which inc...
Posted by Goddess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST