Antisocial dork from Hell - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Like everyone else, im just another drop in the ocean. Just another piece of the collective consciousness, bound to this squishy pink flesh by way of wrinkled grey biomachinery. Just another pig ignorant fuck pretending like I know a thing or two about a thing or two.

I am an escapist. A creator. An irony addict. A nerd/geek/dork (and everything else in between).

I tend to live in the realm of the strange and bizarre. My mind, a breeding ground for comedic nightmares, always processing more palatable alternate realities for the perceptions of me and mine, our greatest weapons against the mundane horrors of reality and other such buzz-killing illusory constructs.

All that and a side of delusions of self-importance.

My Interests

Conversing with like minds, writing, reading, art, waxing philisophic, psychology, the undead, fictional realities, the occult, the esoteric, transhumanism...blah blah blah

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet my fellow thinker.

My fellow escapists.

My fellow philosophers.

Ultimately, my fellow crazies.

(pretentious fucks need not apply. As you can see, ive got more then enough pretentiousness.)

Let us meet, and inhabit the playgrounds of madness only known and seen by the likes of us.

Music:

Top 5 favorite musicians.
One for each genre.
(in no particular order)

1. Mike Patton
2. Aphex Twin
3. Kool Keith
4. Johnny Cash
5. John Coltrane

Movies:

Top 5 favorite directors:
(again, no particular order)

1. David Cronenberg
2. David Lynch
3. Tim Burton
4. Martin Scorsese
5. Takashi Miike

Top 10 favorite movies:

1. Ichi the killer
2. Naked Lunch
3. Ed Wood
4. Pee Wee's Big Adventure
5. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
6. Blue Velvet
7. Adaptation
8. Shaun of the dead
9. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
10. Robocop

Television:

I love to hate the socialogical train wrecks that are the following reality TV shows:

-Flavor of love
(and all its bastard children..."I love new york", "Charm School" etc)

-Cheaters

(and really, anything else that revels in the lowest common denominator)

Other then that, this is a top ten list of my REAL favorite shows:

1. Kids in the Hall
2. Upright Citizen's Brigade
3. Arrested Development
4. Scrubs
6. Mr. Show with Bob and David
7. Wonder Showzen
8. The Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
9. Family Guy
10. South Park

Books:

Favorite writers:

1. Philip K. Dick
2. Hunter S. Thompson
3. Dashiell Hammett
4. Kurt Vonnegut
5. William S. Burroughs

Favorite comic book writers:

1. Grant Morrison
2. Peter David
3. Peter Milligan
4. Garth Ennis
5. Alan Moore

Last Book I read:
Flow my tears, the policeman said by Philip K Dick

Books im currently reading:

1. Neuromancer by William Gibson
2. Gateways by F. Paul Wilson

Books in que for when those are finished:

1. Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut
2. The Maltese Falcon by Dashiell Hammett
3. The three stigmata of Palmer Eldrich by Philp K. Dick
4. The thin man by Dashiell Hammett
5. Story by Robert McKee

(dont even get me started on what comics im reading. That'll take all day)

Heroes:

My Blog

Vengence Part 1

Introduction 1: Alexander They put my love in the ground today. Its an overcast afternoon, grey skies to match all the solemn faces. I probably look the part, but I can almost guarantee im not feeli...
Posted by Antisocial dork from Hell on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:27:00 PST

T6339 part 1

Chapter 1: The real world RING RING RING RING "Hello?" "Tony?" "Oh, hey Roger! Whats up?" "Uhm&&&." "&.what?" "Whens the last time you did any psychedelics at all? DXM, LSD, Shrooms, Anything?" "Geez...
Posted by Antisocial dork from Hell on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:22:00 PST

Tyrant

I awoke this morning and made my way into my dank, dirty bathroom. There is mold on the ceiling from leaving the door closed after I shower, and the garbage is over flowing with used q-tips and toilet...
Posted by Antisocial dork from Hell on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:09:00 PST

Downstairs

DOWNSTAIRS "I swear to God you can live forever." The voice told him. This caused a conscious thought to process through Elliot's head for the first time in a long time. He had given up. He was old an...
Posted by Antisocial dork from Hell on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:34:00 PST

Cupid's Vendetta

Cupid's Vendetta Written by Shane Bell and Mike Ronald ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------ "Whaddaya mean im fired?! Im only five minutes late!"...
Posted by Antisocial dork from Hell on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:06:00 PST

Robot Rampage week

As many of you may already know, today is February 2nd, which marks the beginning of Robot Rampage week. To anyone that isnt aware of the proper protocols, let me give you a brief refresher:-Do not en...
Posted by Antisocial dork from Hell on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:09:00 PST

Bulletin: A notice from my landlord

Mr. Kurtzbacher, I have been getting complaints as of late about the foul odor as well as the amount of insects coming in and out of your apartment. One of the other residents even informed me that yo...
Posted by Antisocial dork from Hell on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:06:00 PST

A word of advice when visiting Qwixxoriz 12

During my recent travels to the parallel dimension known as Qwixxoriz 12 I found a great many things to be both interesting and different as well as Frightening. The Qwixxoriz 12 bureau of tourism d...
Posted by Antisocial dork from Hell on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:56:00 PST

Methodone blues

lookin' at my screen fiending, shaking, sweating lookin' at my screen waiting for sleep waiting for death waiting for whatever will waiting lookin' at my screen is it 5 yet? has it been ...
Posted by Antisocial dork from Hell on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:49:00 PST

When good dogs do bad things.

"...This isnt an episode of Scooby Doo, and we are smarter then the stupid kids who always get killed in all those Slasher flicks..." Stephen said to the other members of his group, trying to make the...
Posted by Antisocial dork from Hell on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:00:00 PST