"I, Meat Loaf," Book VIII: "Die, Meat Loaf, Die!" Chapter 6: Meat Loaf Goes To Washington |
I, Meat Loaf
Book VIII: Die, Meat Loaf, Die!
Chapter 6: "Meat Loaf Goes To Washington"
-----(Excerpt 1, from section 3)-----
"LET MY PEOPLE GO," I belted out in F-sharp major, my voice s...
Posted by I Love You, Meat Loaf on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:57:00 PST |
Three Wishes |
Were God to yell out of the blue,
That He'd make three wishes come true,
I'd make three kisses my due,
And seize Meat Loaf's debt like a Jew.
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Posted by I Love You, Meat Loaf on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:34:00 PST |
Man...Superman's a dick. |
"Holy semen! Supes is a bigger asshole than I am...and I'm da DICE-MAN!"
"Hide me in a lead box before Superman eats me."
Superman's disastrous ru...
Posted by I Love You, Meat Loaf on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
