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Colonel John Matrix

About Me

Throw away that chicken-shit gun. You don't just want to pull a trigger.Put the knife in me and look me in the eye and see what's going on in there when you turn it.

My Interests

Interests:
Promising to kill someone last, and then breaking that promise. Stabbing people. Blowing things up. Shaking large groups of security officers off of myself like fleas. Shooting people. Snapping people's necks. Wrecking phone booths. Killing Bennett. Witty one-liners. Killing Dan Hedaya. Raising my wonderful daughter in the serenity of the woods.

I'd like to meet:

Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired.

Music:

Why don't they just call him Girl George?

Movies:

Commando. Da!

Television:

I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry.

Books:

Fuck you, asshole.

Heroes:

General Kirby.