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JeFFiNeR-san

i aM TaKiNG YeR MiND [all your base are belong to us]

About Me


Your Penis Name is: Darth Vader

Get your own Penis Name
+ cruisin mos espa in my delorian
war's over I'm a peacetime madalorian
my story has stumped star wars historians
deep in debate buffet plate at bennigans
rhyme renegade sure to penetrate
first and second defense I won't hesitate
got a job to do darth's the guy that delegates
got something against skywalker someone he really hates
I don't give a fuck I'm after solo
For all I care he could be hiding at yoda's dojo
Got make the money credit's no good
When the jawas run the shop in your neighborhood
Think you can cook I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick cuz I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactor's on the detention level-
+ My backpack's got jets
I'm boba the fett
I bounty hunt for jaba hut
To finance my vette
I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Cuz my time I don't like to waste
Get down-
+ I'm a question wrapped inside an enigma
Get inside the slave one find your homing signal
From endor to hoth, ripley to spock
I'll find what you want, but there's gonna be a cost
Say my name is boba fett I know my shit is tight
Start not acting in right, you're frozen in carbonite
Got telescopic sight, flame throwers on my wrist
You still don't get the jist, spiked boots are made to kick
Targets are made to hit, you think I give a shit
Yer mama is a bitch, I see you in the sarlaac pit
You just flipped my switch integrity been dissed
You scratchin on my itch you know I shoot the gift
Got bambinas at cantinas waitin to lick my lusty lips
So I'll let you get back inside you're little space ship
Give you a head start, cuz I'm the sportin kind
Consider the starting line the sneaky smile I hide inside
Hope you have hyper drive, pray to stay alive
Don't try to slip me a five cuz I never take a bribe
To the beat of a different drummer, bad ass bounty hunter
Let no man put asunder or else they be put under
As in six feet, got an imperial fleet
Backin me up gonna blow up any attempt to defeat
They gotta death star, got four payments on my car
Hand it over to hammer head at mos eisley bar
He used to carjack, now he's a barback
Just goes to show how you can get back on the right track
As for me that's not an option can't say that with more clarity
Me going legit would be jar jar in speech therapy-
+ Slice you open like a tan tan, faster than the autobahn
Or a motorbike in tron, do the deed and then I'm gone
Jaba has a hissyfit, contact calrissian
Over a colt, the paln unfolds, no politic is legit
Back in the day when I was a slave
Living live in the fast lane like in a pod race
My mean streak tweeked I became a basket case
So this space ace split that place poste haste
Took up a noble cause called the clone wars
Cuz life's not all about girls and cars
Getting fucked up in fucked up bars
See I'm not a retard or gay like de barge
I'm large and in charge with a face so scarred
A cold black heart that's been torn apart
The sith wish that they had a dick so hard
Cuz it's long long ago in a pussy far far
Call me master cuz I'm faster than pryor on fire
I no longer have to hot wire
I'm a hunter for hire with no plans to retire
And all the sucka mc's can call me sire -
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My Interests

conquering... everything.

Jeffiner-san --
[adjective]:

Fetish oriented

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?'
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is Boo Boo Kitty Fuck
Your Superpower is Sex
Your Weakness is Women
Your Weapon is Kung Fu Grip
Your Mode of Transportation is Angelina Jolie What's your Superhero Name?
In a Past Life...
You Were: Angelina Jolie's Sex Slave.

Where You Lived: Korea, Japan, and Angelina's Boudoir.

How You Died: Happy. Who Were You In a Past Life?

You Were a Cat
You are an independent person who inspires others with your dreams.
A calm protector, you will fight when you need to. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
TuRNiNG JaPaNeSe, i THiNK i'M TuRNiNG JaPaNeSe, i ReaLLy THiNK So!*+!*+!*+!

You Are a Goth!
You're so gothically outrageous, and you aren't afraid to flaunt it.
Whether you dress up like Robert Smith or a tragic Little Bo Peep,
chances are that you'll be parading around with the rest of the goths at Yoyogi Park on Sunday.
Don't forget your white makeup and blue lipstick! Who knows?
You may just get picked up by one of the seedy photographers. What's Your Japanese Subculture?
You Are Japanese Food
Strange yet delicious.
Contrary to popular belief, you're not always eaten raw. What Kind of Food Are You?

Your Japanese Name Is...
Miso Whoreny-san What's your Japanese Name?
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Miso Whoreny What's Your Porn Star Name?

I'd like to meet:

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Drunks and losers
Dwarves with limps
Flos and hos and one-eyed pimps
Down the alleyway they creep
They're all your friends when you can't sleep
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Come with me and you will see
A late-night-freak-show-Jubilee
Kick the Sandman in his sack
Stay up late - Insomniac
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Music:


a broad range of random noises. they're everywhere!

Movies:

28 days later
adventures of baron munchausen, the
amadeus
american beauty
american history x
american psycho
an american werewolf in london
animatrix, the
army of darkness
artificial intelligence: ai
as good as it gets
barton fink
battle royale
beetle juice
big fish
big lebowski, the
blast from the past
blue velvet
boondock saints
braindead [deadalive]
bringing out the dead
bubba ho-tep
bubble boy
butterfly effect, the
cabin fever
cape fear
cecil b. demented
charlie and the chocolate factory
chasing amy
chocolat
city of lost children
city of lost souls
clerks
clockwork orange, a
clueless
confessions of a dangerous mind
constantine
crow, the
cruel intentions
dark city
david cross: let america laugh
dawn of the dead
dead or alive I-II-III
death to smoochy
departed, the
devil's rejects, the
dogma
donnie darko
dune
ed wood
edward scissorhands
election
empire records
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
evil dead II
fantasia
fargo
fear and loathing in las vegas
ferris bueller's day off
fifth element, the
fight club
finding nemo
forrest gump
four rooms
frailty
from dusk till dawn
from hell
gangs of new york
ghost world
girl, interrupted
good girl, the
goodfellas
goonies, the
grave of the fireflies
gossip
grosse pointe blank
happiness of the katakuris, the
heavenly creatures
henry fool
high fidelity
ichi the killer
i married a strange person!
interview with the vampire
iron giant, the
izo
jackie brown
jawbreaker
jay and silent bob strike back
josie and the pussycats
keeping the faith
kids in the hall: brain candy
kill bill
king and i, the
kung fu hustle
land of the dead
legends of the fall
life aquatic with steve zissou, the
little miss sunshine
lola rennt [run lola run]
lord of the rings I-II-III, the
magnolia
man who wasn't there, the
mars attacks!
matrix I-II-III, the
me, myself & irene
mean girls
meet the feebles
memento
metoroporisu [metropolis]
million dollar hotel, the
mod squad, the
monty python and the holy grail
mulholland dr.
my super ex-girlfriend
naked lunch
napoleon dynamite
natural born killers
nightmare before christmas, the
night of the living dead
o brother, where art thou?
ocean's eleven
oldboy
pee-wee's big adventure
permanent midnight
pi
pirates of the caribbean
pleasantville
princess bride, the
princess mononoke
pulp fiction
raising arizona
requiem for a dream
reservoir dogs
ring, the
rocky horror picture show, the
romeo + juliet
ronin
royal tenenbaums, the
run ronnie run
rushmore
salton sea, the
serenity
se7en
shaolin soccer
silence of the lambs, the
silent hill
sin city
slaughterhouse v
sleepy hollow
slums of beverly hills
snakes on a plane
south park: bigger longer & uncut
spider
spider-man I-II
spun
star wars I-II-III-IV-V-VI
starship troopers
suicide club
suicide kings
tetsuo the iron man
texas chainsaw massacre, the
titus
to kill a mockingbird
trainspotting
true romance
twelve monkeys
twin peaks: fire walk with me
unbreakable
vanilla sky
velvet goldmine
versus
virgin suicides, the
waking life
west side story
wet hot american summer
white oleander
who framed roger rabbit
whole nine yards, the
willy wonka & the chocolate factory
x-men, x2, x-men: the last stand
[etc.]

Television:

aeon flux
alias
american dad
aqua teen hunger force
arrested development
boondocks, the
case closed
courage the cowardly dog
cowboy bebop
crayon shin-chan
deadwood
er
family guy
firefly
flavor of love
flcl
foster's home for imaginary friends
fullmetal alchemist
futurama
ghost in the shell
gilmore girls
harvey birdman attorney at law
home movies
house m.d.
invader zim
judging amy
kids in the hall
lingo
lupin the 3rd
metalocalypse
mission hill
moral orel
mr. show
newsradio
nip/tuck
oblongs, the
pee wee's playhouse
project runway
ren & stimpy show, the
robot chicken
samurai champloo
sealab 2021
six feet under
sopranos, the
south park
space ghost coast to coast
squidbillies
strangers with candy
tom goes to the mayor
top chef
upright citizens brigade
venture bros., the
witch hunter robin
wolf's rain
[etc.]

Heroes:

[jest ta name a few...]

+gir-
+angelina jolie pitt-
+dr girlfriend-
+my mistress adri curry-
+willem dafoe-

+dave attell-
+tha cast of arrested development-
+jhonen vasquez-
+spider jerusalem-
+christopher walken-
+artie the strongest man in the world-
+quentin tarantino-
+steve buscemi-
+the upright citizens brigade-
+the bucket of truth-
+ronnie dobbs-
+bob odenkirk and david cross-
+marv-
+zero girl-
+kakihara-
+conan o'brien-

+captain hazel 'hank' murphy-

+ren & stimpy-
+milk nd cheese-
[go to MCCHRIS.COM]
+mc chris-
+phil hartman *rip*-
+brock samson-
+dr orpheus-
+major alex louis armstrong, the strong-arm alchemist-
montage of
+gary oldman-

My Blog

boycott tha ’Coliseum’ or risk losing your life [or a lung]

last weekend, my friends valyn nd chris were savagely beaten at the Coliseum FOR NO REASON.it all began over a stupid misunderstanding by a bouncer, who then started choking valyn.his fiance chris is...
Posted by JeFFiNeR-san on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:01:00 PST

i like my coffee black just like my metal

[repost of my bulletin]when [or if] i get my car back, i'm going ta need music ta listen ta when i go 135mph on 95 towards nowhere..compile a cd/mp3 of yer favorite music, music you think i'd like, mu...
Posted by JeFFiNeR-san on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 12:30:00 PST

FRieND ReQueSTeRS nd MySPaMMeRS [[!!!ReaD!!!]]

Random Friend Requesters:  If you continue friend requesting me without a message, you will continuously be DENIED or iGNoReD. [Take a HiNT.]If i Do NoT KNoW You, have tha courtesy ta write a mes...
Posted by JeFFiNeR-san on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:41:00 PST

jeff in a dress <3

this was about 4 years ago..nd what do you know?  im STiLL a fat pasty dork!
Posted by JeFFiNeR-san on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:01:00 PST

battle of tha top friends

i HATE IT.as [insert hateful/angry description] myspace is, it furthers its [           ; ]ness by insisting we display our "top friends" as if they wer...
Posted by JeFFiNeR-san on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 10:08:00 PST

my name is buck, and I'm here to PARTY?

DO NOT WATCH KILL BILL ON TNT OR YOU WILL SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST.in other news, stephen colbert gets his bridge!!!  this victory is that much sweeter since he beat out Chuck frikkin Norris.  ...
Posted by JeFFiNeR-san on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 05:46:00 PST

ta stalk, or not ta stalk...

Thanks ta tha lovely Jamiekins, you can now see how much I am stalking ya'll!![dammit..  nd tha stalking was going so well thus far...]oh well, theres more than one way ta stalk a cat...  bw...
Posted by JeFFiNeR-san on Mon, 08 May 2006 03:09:00 PST

ashlee simpson = severe psychological damage

I've just spent WaY too long writing a comment to a friend's blog about little miss Ashlee Simpson.  I would like to share it with all of you:  Read At Your Own Risk...
Posted by JeFFiNeR-san on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 01:42:00 PST

Chesza's first word, and Angels appearing from thin air

Chesza has officially said her first word:  "MaMa"!!!  She says it a lot now, especially when she's crying, then she yells at me:  ":: sob :: MaMa-MaMaMa!!! :: hiccup ::" In other new...
Posted by JeFFiNeR-san on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 06:36:00 PST

"Top 8"... yet another myspace popularity contest

Myspace is like frikkin high skewl, everyone is in their little cliques nd adding nd deleting nd joining nd gossiping...  People LiVe fer this pathetic shite, THRiVe off of it, I swear... If the...
Posted by JeFFiNeR-san on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 01:00:00 PST