Mr T

Hello there, how are you? Hope you are well (that's the small talk done with now it's time for the sizzling epic that is my life).
First off, my memory is like that of Bolton Town Centre ('really poor' for you none Brits). 25 years is a long time and owing to some sort of knock on the head a few years ago (actually, round about the time I finished university and the 'learning' stopped) I only seem to have selective memories (Danicng around a tea tray to the music of Eastenders aged 2 and ripping my knees open on loose tarmac chippings during a bike race aged 9).
Sod the excuses, lets move up into a higher gear:
Please find boring information on my early life, highlights and education:
Born 03/10/1981 - Wahey! I do believe the James Bond film For Your Eyes Only had its regional premiere the day before I was born and strangely it is my favourite Bond.
1983 - the Eastenders tea tray thing (see above if you've forgot or if you've skipped though my profile without starting at the front).
1983 - 1985 - did my stint at Play School and Nursery Group. Not much to report here, I did steal a teddy bear though.
1985 - 1992 - Primary School - did some learings and stuff and something. Had braces fitted to my choppers around this time and we had a lovely shed built, I think in 1987 -still standing - you can't whack hardwood.
1992 - 1998 - High School - i'm getting bored now, i'll just list the rest.
1998 - 2000 - College
2000 - 2003 - University
2003 - Work - Unemployed on the dole, then warehouse work. In 2004 got a job working in waste management, 2006 got a promotion with usual percs such as laptop, company car, free tie etc......................................................... ...................That'll do for a profile.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael John Taylor
Birthday: 03/10/1981
Birthplace: Bury, Greater Manchester
Current Location: Bury, Greater Manchester - the acorn didn't fall far from the tree
Eye Color: Green/Brown and so too is the glass one
Height: 6ft 5 or 197cm's
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right - I am straight
Your Heritage: English - almost Aryan
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Air Max Classic and M&S Slippers
Your Weakness: I can't breath under water
Your Fears: Stephen Kings 'IT'
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To stay alive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: be right back
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I really need to get up?
Your Best Physical Feature: My left kidney
Your Bedtime: Midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: Trying a pub pint for the first time
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi - no question
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King - clowns scare me
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What is Nestea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Festive cigar
Do you Swear: Do bears shit in the woods?
Do you Sing: Like Tony Benn on acid (he's a former British MP, old labour)
Do you Shower Daily: Of course, twice today
Have you Been in Love: Yep, I used to own a BWM 523I SE
Do you want to go to College: I've ruddy well been, not going back again
Do you want to get Married: If her income is higher then yes
Do you belive in yourself:
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when a passenger in a car driven eratically
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not exactly Bradd Pitt but then again I aint The Elephant Man
Are you a Health Freak: Yep, but only because I have health problems
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them, they're spiffing
Do you play an Instrument: No - used to play the recorder and guitar though
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes - a mixture of things
In the past month have you Smoked: No - very bad for the lungs et al
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only legal ones - coffee, MM's, Alpen etc
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, whatever that is
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes - Morrisons Supermarket, Sheffield
In the past month have you been on Stage: Sadly not, my busking stretches as far as shop doorways
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only in the bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Oxygen perhaps
Ever been Drunk: Is the Pope Catholic?
Ever been called a Tease: Yep, I have the bruises to prove it
Ever been Beaten up: The odd puch thrown, nothing to shout about
Ever Shoplifted: Possibly as a youngster in my pram
How do you want to Die: After/during making sweet love to an Irish lady
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A rich grupmy sod
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde/Brown/Red - basically just not bald
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5ft 9 - 6ft 2
Weight: Let's just say - Zellwegger to Kelly Brook
Best Clothing Style: Tight in all the right places, not too many buttons
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: Gosh - 220?
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Probably - poor memory though
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You are Roger Moore Roger Moore 82% Daniel Craig 70% Sean Connery 52% Timothy Dalton 41% George Lazenby 33% Pierce Brosnan 31% The third actor to play Bond in the movies was more light-hearted and humorous. At the same time he was a charismatic ladies man.
Click here to take the "Which James Bond am I?" quiz...
I love the A-Team always have, do you remember this episode?
Roger Moore about to kill his mum?
Tittybiscuits - best duo since Robson and Jerome?
Jethro Tull/Japanese animation hydrid
Bowie on Extras Series 2 - superb
Check the cars I have had at one time or another:
The theatre of dreams:
My dog, about to vocalise her demands:
My 'local' pub:
Your Brain is 40% Female, 60% Male
You have a total boy brain
Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts
And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...
You never like to get feelings too involved What Gender Is Your Brain?
Your Depression Level: 24%
You may be depressed.
While you can be moody, your moods generally fall within the range of normal.
It's up to you to decide if you're depressed... or if you're simply having a bad week. Are You Depressed?
You Have Bad Karma
Ouch! You're not exactly the nicest person around.
You may be proud of your tough edge, but others fear you.
And while some may just stay out of your path...
Others will do what they can to make your life miserable. How's Your Karma?
You Should Have Been Born Under:
You've got a ton of energy - and need plenty of room to roam.
You tend to follow your whims, and it's hard for you to stick to one thing.
Specific jobs, loves, and friends are always changing and never a part of your life for long.
Very intuitive, you tend to know what people are thinking before they say a word.
You are most compatible with a Dog or Tiger. What Year Should You Have Been Born Under?
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