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Claire

I am here for Friends

About Me

Stubborn, emotional, secretive, ice queen, flippant, witty, cynical, sarcastic, piss taker, evasive, thoughtful, shy, defensive, creative, quiet, grumpy, pessimistic, intelligent, sensitive, quirky, flirty, caring, pities fools, funny, dreamer, goddess, aware, supportive, closed, interesting, over analytical, mysterious, fuck it disease, can ramble on a bit, swears, smokes, likes Vodka, Pimms, PG Tips (milk and two please) and Kettle Chips :-)

That's me, who are you? If you're Jake Gyllenhaal you are most welcome ;-)

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My Interests

art, film, good tele, trash tele, smoking, vodka, books, chav hunting, music, Russian dolls, puzzles, Liverpool FC, making collages, architecture, doing the culture trail, mucking around in photoshop and learning how to use the damn thing, taking pictures, the sound of a record on a gramophone, the cosmos, getting on my bike cause that's the only way to lose the lard, Tate Modern, embroidery, dancing badly, lego, wine, avoiding housework, meeting strange people on the net, the history of everything, politics (even though there's no-one to vote for anymore), design, family and good friends :-)

I'd like to meet:

People who haven't had a sense of humour bypass, Anne Boleyn, Jake Gyllenhaal, someone who can fix my tele (the replacement is going wrong now), Tinkerbell, Erno Goldfinger and his brother Auric, Doris Lessing, Dave Grohl, The King of Norway, Bambi & Thumper, Banksy, Jean Adamson, Mr Benn, Keyser Soze, Anselm Kiefer, and the heir to the Tetrapack fortune.

I do not want to meet people who collect friends just for the hell of it. If you don't speak I will hit delete! Will also hit delete for a variety of other reasons, but I won't go into them ;-) Also, people who overuse text speak...please just go away. I have no wish to know 'Hw U R?'


Thank you Dan for introducing me to Banksy. Love it!..

Music:

I have an ipod and there are some good tunes on it

Movies:

There are many films worth watching, but Police Academy:Mission to Moscow is not one of them...and neither is Van Helsing, even for the site of Hugh Jackman in leather. Don't do it. It's not worth it.

Television:

Heros, Prison Break, Fawlty Towers, Red Dwarf, Friends, Costume Drama's, Father Ted, Spaced, The Office and the American Office, Extra's, Only Fools & Horses, Porridge, Moonlighting, Kitchen Nightmares, Bagpuss, Mr Benn, Camberwick Green, Alan Partridge, Chigley, Trumpton, The Equalizer, Arrested Development, Monty Python, Angel, Buffy, This Life, Kill it Cook it Eat it, Ugly Betty, Jericho, ER, Top Gear, Documentary stuff etc etc etc

Books:

Anything by Robert Harris, The Five People you meet in Heaven, Tuesdays with Morrie, Malory Towers, Ruth, North and South, Bleak House, Great Expectations, Our Mutual Friend, Stuart: A life backwards, The Lovely Bones, Adrian Mole, The Wasp Factory, The Crow Road anything by Roald Dahl, Tennyson, Mr Men, Hunting Unicorns etc etc etc

Heroes:

I don't have hero's. There are people who I admire and people who fascinate me.

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Cool video for Feel good Hit Of The Summer by QOTSA. Must have taken the guy who did this bloody ages!



Status: Here
Here for: Chit Chat
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Fantasy Island
Body Type: 5'10/Wench
Ethnicity: Pale
Religion: Tis illogical Captain!
Sign: Semaphore
Smoke / Drink: Yep!
Education: Yep. Had some of that
Occupation: Dreamer
Income: I am paid in Green Shield Stamps and I nearly have enough for a medium tog duvet :-)

My Blog

The mystery of Harry Hill

Just seen on the news that two BAFTAs have been awared to Harry Hill...could someone explain something for me please? How?I would really like to understand what tickles people with Harry Hill? I hones...
Posted by Claire on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 04:13:00 PST

The cleaner from planet bonkers

Our cleaner is bonkers, in fact I am not convinced there is a brain in there. This blog isn’t just to have a bitch but to share with you the wonderment we are blessed with two mornings a week. I...
Posted by Claire on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:31:00 PST

Want to feel insignificant?

Just look and ponder about your influence in the Universe...we are not even dust...Pretty awesome eh?...
Posted by Claire on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:24:00 PST

I think we’ve got the f***ing message!

I heard on the news today that the government are going to start putting nasty pictures on cigarette packets to deter us smokers from lighting up the little coffin nails. My last comment there illustr...
Posted by Claire on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:47:00 PST

Profile overspill....

Ok, so a couple of you have complained that my profile takes ages to load because of all the 'shit' I have on it. I don't really want to get rid of all my lovely videos, but for the sake of you people...
Posted by Claire on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:01:00 PST

sunday papers....

Most Sundays you will find me at my parents reading the papers. They get the Telegraph, but please don't hold that against them ;-)Anyway, flicking through them today and I came across this article. ...
Posted by Claire on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:33:00 PST

*inhale* Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *exhale*

I had my final smoke in a pub last night. Was I sad? A bit I must admit. It's nice to sit around with friends having a drink and a smoke after a nice meal. From tomorrow we'll just have to go outside....
Posted by Claire on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:20:00 PST

Praise be! Hallelujah! It's a miracle etc

Religion. That age old topic with more questions than answers. As a child I was made to go to church, although this is something my mother denies! I hated it with an absolute passion, not because I ha...
Posted by Claire on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:15:00 PST

Little bit of politics....

In less than a week we will have a new Prime Minister. Anyone else as unexcited as me?  Gordon Brown and Tony Blair have been spun so much now, that their political identity is virtually nil. The...
Posted by Claire on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:44:00 PST

Things I like!

This is a list of things I like and the reasons why. This is not a list of things made to make me look cool and hip, and you will see that by some of my choices! Just might give you a bit more of an...
Posted by Claire on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:52:00 PST