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About Me

I'm a lazy so and so - I'm very messey - I think swearing is both big and clever - I have the coolest friends - My sense of humour is very crude - I like jumping in puddles -I'm scared of heights and changing light bulbs (so my biggest fear is being trapped on top of a very tall lightbulb) - Turin is the furthest I've ever been from home - I forget peoples names and just say mate a lot instead - I always order deep fried chilli beef from the chinese - I know a lot of impressive but usless facts - I have five scars - Monkeys and squirrels are the best animals - Cheese is the best thing to put in a sandwhich - I check the front door a few times to make sure it's locked - I'm house trained - I like to hold doors open for people - I always keep my word - I prefer lemonade over coke as a mixer - I like the rain - I suck at maths - I can do an impression of a crab -I wear lots of wooden beaded jewelry - I collect photos of WWI soldiers - I refuse to let a lack of talent stop me from painting and writting songs - I'm more active at night than in the day - I belive in Karma but my name is not Earl - I use the words dude, cool and man a lot - I think I'm really funny - I was always in trouble at school - I like buying vinyl - I will make a list of things to do and then foget them and do something else instead - I like to fall asleep on the sofa - I get bored easily - If someone tells me not to do something I will problely do it anyway - I have a dirty laugh - I wear hoodies but i've never mugged and old lady -I drink cider but not in the street at 10.30am - I'm a member of Amnesty International - I'm dyslexic (explains all the spelling mistakes) which is both a good and a bad thing but also a great source of entertainment for me and my friends.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cool People or any one who does cool things or are intresting in some way or other . I'd most like to meet my mates in a pub. As for famous names well, Jack & Meg White, Ernest Shackleton, Vasily Zaitsev, Zhang Ziyi,Tracy Emin, Robert Mitchem,Johhny Cash, John Peel Ghengis Khan, Simon Bolivar and Francesco de Miranda. Also I think a night out with Pink might be pretty cool, she seems like a laugh.Get this widget!

(For leagal reasons I would like to point out that neither me nor any of my friends have put stickers up in Wycombe town centre and there is no such group as the Wycombe sticker crew)

My Blog

10 ways I can make the country a better place

Here are 10 simple things that could be brought in to being and whouldgreatly improve the lives of every one in the country and make lifemuch better for us all.1/ Adverts to only use original musicne...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 08:24:00 GMT

Standards slipping at myspace?

Ive noticed a lot changes going on with myspace in the last few months, no doubt trying to keep up with facebook.What I find to be a bit of a worry is the all the adverts andpromotions for adult them...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 03:55:00 GMT

A poor excuse for a poem

1000 pardons for inflicting such drivel on you all. I do not claim to have any skill for this but its better to let things out than to stiffle them. If you want good poems then look up Federico Garcia...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:03:00 GMT

Remembrance Day

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Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 03:09:00 GMT

Time for change America

Well frankly I was shocked at the news. I just didn't think it would happen. Found myself checking and re-checking the news. It all took a while to sink in. I mean who the hell thought that Allen Iver...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 10:36:00 GMT

Why are you such a douche David Blaine?

He's at it again, David Blaine has a crazy new stunt on the go. Blaine will be hanging upside down for 60 hours. The question one has to ask is why? Of course he's making money and building on the my...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 23:09:00 GMT

God for the Day

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And God said "let there be light" and there was light and God played shadow puppets and was pleased. Then God said "let there be a firmament in t...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 10:00:00 GMT

Bemoaning the Death of Skiffle

I most humbly present my first effort at a blog for the platypus Its a rather sad and lamentable fact that you just don't hear any skiffle these days. The once proud and noble beast reduced to nothing...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 13:50:00 GMT

The State of Music Today

The connoisseur of fabulous footwear know as Josie post a blog about the state of music today. the blog what she did. It doesn't take much effort to get me talking about music and her blog did just th...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 06:19:00 GMT

Its PC gone mad

Alas my PC has died or at least is so close to death as to be unuasble. There are still signs of life every now and then but its pretty much unuasble. So I'm setting about get a replacement for it, th...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:30:00 GMT