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Vic Reeves

An Unofficial Vic Reeves Myspace - oooooohhh.

About Me

"I was eight pounds when I was born, healthy and of good cheer, yet the midwife suggested that it might be a good idea for me to be fed on Complan, the weight gaining food supplement. This my mother did and I ballooned to a frightening ten stones by the age of three months. I was so corpulent that I could no longer squeeze into my cot and was eventually prised out with an oar and a skip was rented to accommodate my ever increasing mass..."
An excerpt from Vic Reeves' biography "Me:Moir"
Profile maintained by moi !
I decided to edit this profile, as still far too many people are seriously messaging me believing i truly am Vic despite the profile itself saying i'm not, and the blog dedicated to this very matter!
Now, cos i don't want to get into trouble and have it attracting FURTHER attention that "Vic Reeves has a myspace" let it be known that i really don't think he does, and this merely started out as a shrine to the man's wisdom and genius - nothing more.
I put up some funny blogs, most of which are Vic's own material from several sources (ie like Sun Boiled Onions) and some of it's just rambling rubbish that i've made up for me own amusement - I claim none of it to be Vic's unless otherwise stated.
The reason i'm saying all this is because i've had an increasing amount of messages offering genuine appearance opportunities, as well as former friends and people who knew him in years gone by getting in touch for whatever reason.
I'm not sure why so MANY of you out there really believe I am Vic - the profile doesn't say 'official' anywhere on it, but i'll take it as a compliment to the success of the profile and my love of his random humour.
Therefore i thank you all for your continued interest and random comments which are always appreciated :D
The warning above has always been there & if you look back far enough in the blog section there is plenty of clarification that this is merely a fan-run profile similar to so many others out there.
Plus I've always credited his original work as his own, and put credit where credit's due.
However, if you really DO want to contact Vic (I know I would!) you can get in touch via PBJ Management , here are the details:
The Maidstone Studios
Vinters Park
New Cut Road
Maidstone
Kent
ME14 5NZ
Tel: 01622 684 647 Fax: 01622 684 623 email:[email protected]

My Interests

Action Image Exchange, Aromatherapy, bad booze-brisket-biscuit and brine, Glen Mitchell, Morissey the Consumer Monkey, Nibbles the Comedy Duck, Foul Mouthed Fox, humiliating Graham Lister the sex-criminal, sentencing heinous criminals (to fitting punishments)with Judge Lional Nutmeg, squeezing lemon juice into Les' eyes, Les's luncheon club, Novelty Island, marzipan, nougat, kilroy,

I'd like to meet:

The rat that keeps sneaking into my bowls of cereal. Ohhh i'll get him one day.Let me relive that terrible day for you now.

Diary Entry - Jan 15th.

Do you remember the Bubonic Plague or "BLACK DEATH"? Well it came from RATS! Remembering this fact, i grew wary of a rat i discovered in my Ricicles and examined it with my eyeglass as it gently lapped up the milk that held the Ricicles in semi-suspension. I noticed that the rat was smooth, with a large, oval head and a thin tapered body.
After a few hours' examination i grabbed the rat, withdrew it from my now soggy Ricicles and hurled it out of the window on to the midden, where it lay dormant and silent, never moving again.

The Rat i saw in my Ricicles:

Excerpt from Vic Reeves' book Sunboiled Onions.
A nifty read, i must say!

Music:

I like Elvis. You know his glossy hair was grown all by himself? He also had spinal irregularities. Morrissey thinks about his tiling too much for my liking.

Television:

The Canon & Ball. Harry Hill. Morcambe & Wise. Watch out for Eric when he's in a bad mood! Run back to your house, unlock the padlock on your front door & HIDE. Anywhere you can, for Eric is fuming and it's you he's after.

Books:

Sun Boiled Onions is a good'un by a long chalk.It was MY idea.

Heroes:

Elvis "I'm off down the shops" Presley, Eric "Black glove" Morcambe.

My Blog

I'm back!

Yes it's true.You may not have noticed my prolonged absense, but once again i was subjected to chasing those damn runner beans over the hill.They were of course in league with the peanuts, again, but ...
Posted by Vic Reeves on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 12:00:00 PST

Thought for the day.

Do spiders have lungs? Only, Bob and I found a spider in the bath and put the tap on and filled it.Alas it didn't drown, as we thought it might, but just messed around and swirled in what could only b...
Posted by Vic Reeves on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:25:00 PST

The new additions...

"Underwear model Nancy Sorrell, wife of comic Vic Reeves, has given birth to twin girls.The couple have named the babies Elizabeth, who was born weighing 5lb 8oz, and Nell, who was born weighing 5lb 3...
Posted by Vic Reeves on Sat, 27 May 2006 02:16:00 PST

Apologies for all! Combined with a plea for help...

My dear myspace friends & acquantances, i feel i must apologise profusely and sincerely to each and every one of you. I have been rather lazy with my commenting and general duties of the ol' profi...
Posted by Vic Reeves on Tue, 23 May 2006 07:03:00 PST

How to stop evils twins, imposters, and dopplegangers.

Thank you for all your recent kind advice on my doppleganger predicament!In the end i added the blighter, but i've yet to make contact. However, you people came up with some marvelous suggestions and ...
Posted by Vic Reeves on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:12:00 PST

Vic takes a stroll along the promenade...

Whilst taking a stroll today, a strange thing happened to me. A one-legged dwarf in a nightgown hopped over to me and asked me for a lick of my 'musty lard'. Luckily, i was out walking my 'musty lard...
Posted by Vic Reeves on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:25:00 PST

Oi you who think i'm Vic...

I've made it perfectly clear otherwise, if only you were to read the profile and in particular the about me section. I've posted a bulletin explaining why i made this profile, and posted it in my blog...
Posted by Vic Reeves on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:30:00 PST

Vic's Shopping List.

Hello there! People of MY space. (See what i did there?!) You may have noticed that the ever so redundant Stott brothers have finally worked out what a PC is - and even scarier - how to work it.Doesn'...
Posted by Vic Reeves on Wed, 03 May 2006 11:21:00 PST

Prank of the day.

Today in the swimming baths, (we travelled far away as Bob is banned from our local) Bob & I decided to play a joke on our fellow swimmer.We picked one at random, and using my extra long incisor t...
Posted by Vic Reeves on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:39:00 PST

The infamous "Are you Vic" question reply...

First sent this round as a bulletin, hence the thingwy at the start! I'm sorry to have to put this bulletin round, but i'm getting a craaaazy amount of adds etc lately, and an increasing amount of mes...
Posted by Vic Reeves on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 12:26:00 PST