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About Me

Strawberry flavored light bulbs Orange mustard, crush Hypnosis dreaming state of mind Such an adrenalin rushFizzy Bottled tins of love Bassey funky soup Hypnosis dreaming state of mind Is what you are, your cuteDancing dreams, awakened Rainbow fish, dance Hypnosis dreaming state of mind Only my stereo can enhanceBlue goldfish, red blackbirds Lemon, steel water Hypnosis dreaming state of mind Gets my brain away from this worlds slaughterLightning crispy soft sweets Sticky soggy air Hypnosis dreaming state of mind But how does it feel to get thereTomato feeling humming songs Potato triangular ears Hypnosis dreaming state of mind Can only take away my fearsI amI am quite dense, but not as dense as the fog, That pours out of politicianâ€™s gobI am quite fat, but not as fat as that The person who steals food from the starving peoples mouthâ€™s thatâ€™s a factI am a bit ugly, but not as ugly as our world Ugly religion, holy trinity guildI am quite daft, but not as daft as you Thinking your right all the time in everything you doI am quite sorry for all off the bad thingâ€™s I have done But not as sorry as our leaders who let these things go onI am quite tall, but not as tall as a building But tall buildings fall so is it better to be smallI am quite small, but not as small as many Hoarding their wealth, every single last penny I am a bit deaf, but not as deaf as some Always closing their ears when there is something to be doneI get a bit angry, but not as angry as our god Who chucks down earthquakes and shit to smack our earth in the gobI work really hard, and I think really deep But I am, not as dedicated as the volunteers in the streetSo who am I have you yet guessed I am a bit of this in everybody, so get it of your chest

My Interests

Songwritting playing as many instruments as i can get my hands on and spanking my chimp whilst im dressed up in my pvc suit

I'd like to meet:

Warm and sensual freindly people that like eating chips and strawberries by the sea and must be a little bit mad like meborder="0" alt="" /

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Music:

all kinds of everything

Movies:

not boring ones

Television:

just gathers dust

Books:

readers wives sort of stuff

Heroes:

People that can look after really poorley people out of the love in thier hearts,and Aid workers for they surly are the only ones that are gonna help save our world Musically it might be Jimi hendrix,Joe Satriani,Steve Vai,Frank Zappa,Stuart Hamm,and Ronald Macdonald maybe Britany spears maybe tears for fears

My Blog

Pour me into the pavement

Wrap me up in the chains of enslavement Spit in my eye feed me sleep Depprevation for hours Burn all the worlds flowers Just dont ever cry no just dont ever cry please i beg you if you can promise m...
Posted by Gormless Graham on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 06:38:00 PST

Fecking war n shite

Never can there be peace...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> So here we are yet again in another pointless war, That no one can make any sense of no one ca...
Posted by Gormless Graham on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 09:56:00 PST

I appoligise deeply for me rubbish singing

But i cant get anyone that can be arsed to come and help me,thought it was time you heard what i waz trying 2 do.any singerz with a nice voice will be much appreciated.ive got about 300 songs floating...
Posted by Gormless Graham on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:49:00 PST

Snobs

Bed of roses ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Why is life for some people a bed of roses Posh people look at you down there noses They drink fine ...
Posted by Gormless Graham on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:12:00 PST

Right then

This next friday at 2.47 your gonna die a Quite funny death ! Huh what the flipidieedooo nahhh so much NOT But crickey hay what if ya knew where and when and whom with would it not be freaky to have a...
Posted by Gormless Graham on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:07:00 PST

Ask

me a question here any question u like make it personal if ya like but make it funny and interesting and i will try and reply with a lie ...
Posted by Gormless Graham on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 05:14:00 PST

The god of wind

is a bit of a nasty old git aint he,was at the godiva festival today and my little girl got one of thoose big baloon thingies with Barbie on,on the way back to the car the wind god sent down a bi...
Posted by Gormless Graham on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 11:21:00 PST

crappy crap crap

My Space aint loading correctly and nobodys pictures are working all i can see is little red crosses which is making me cross
Posted by Gormless Graham on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 10:15:00 PST

Just incase the aliens read my blog on da bog

im a right slob some say nob but i ignore dem and say shut ya gob Is there other life forms out there Hello is there any body out there other than us In this big old universe Message t...
Posted by Gormless Graham on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:37:00 PST

I should write a new blog shouldent i

well i cant be arsed at the minute its to hot and i cant be bothered go and read something else for a while whilst i think of something to type,im going to have to tell lies to make my self sound inte...
Posted by Gormless Graham on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:17:00 PST