Hello & welcome to the Stott's page.
My name is Donald Stott, and i am redundant.
Before we get started, i always like to warm up, and get the audience warmed up with an explosion.
Now! Did you enjoy that? I did.
Anyway, about me. I spend my days filling up time space by hosting a chat show with my brother. I interview many famous people in a variety of informative and amusing ways. Very much in the style of Michael Parkinson, or Jerry Springer.
I am also required to look out for my brother Davey Stott. He gets quite mischevious and gets into bother a lot. Some days he just won't stop startin! I keep tellin him he'd better start stoppin or i'll hide his nougat and kilts.
Anyway, i'll put Davey on for a bit cos he's threatening me with stealing my marzipan again unless i let him chit chat. Aw SHUT UP Davey, man!
Right, HELLO! I am David Stott the 63rd. I am a royal and the most eligable bachelor in Zetland. I am also redundant but that doesn't matter because i am so rich, richier than Annika Rice, and i have three mansions and a paddling pool in each.
I am proficient in the uses of all household items such as fires, toasters, apples, cats, and screwdrivers.
I like to travel, and on such occassions bring pre-packed lunches made by my mam. Er, no, i mean my butler. Sting.
He's a bit stupid is Sting, so often gets things wrong but sometimes makes me nice treats to eat like Bovril, boiled eggs, celery, custard, and mueslei.
I often look out of the window on my journeys (Donald doesn't like to) despite Donald telling me not to cos it makes my insides squirty.
I enjoy secretly annoying Donald about marzipan as he says it's a private matter but i don't know why.
I also know a lot of famous people who like my rugged good looks, legs, and singing voice.
That's me done.
(Profile created by moi - NOT Vic and or Bob, before you ask!!!!)
