Little Nod

"However much young Napier ruled, he didn't stand a chance when the Mad Hatter's tea party rolled in view. Ben Rogers, an unlikely hero of the hour, became quite possibly, the greatest thing ever shown on any TV set anywhere. He donned his heels, mutton chops, tartan suit and top hat and emerged screaming like a honking goose trapped inside an industrial drill. "Tonight, I'm going to be Noddy Holder" spake the new saviour; And with his disturbing voice and utterly incomprehensible look (HEELS?! SIDEBURNS!? HE'S 10 YEARS OLD!?!!) he bellowed his way through 'Cum on Feel the Noize' and subsequently blew all the cobwebs away from every single home in the universe. It wasn't hard to admire this kid, but really, you did want him to have a little tumble in his ridiculous boots."- on "Stars In Their Eyes Kids"www.tvscoop.tv

...and I would have got away wiv it if it wasn't for that bloody Little George Formby!