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Constance

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About Me

Masthead Banner Made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own!I've always been a Rock 'n' Roller..."
I've somehow always been able to transform my passions into career paths that are rewarding to me. I'm a music producer and a fossil preparator, despite having no formal background in either.
My list of international clients has included Acura, American Express, Anheuser-Busch, AT&T, Cadbury, Carling O'Keefe, Frito-Lay, Kodak, Kellogg's, Marlboro, Procter & Gamble and many more.
Among my fossil prep 'projects': SUE the T. rex, JANE the T. rex (hey, I like T.Rex!) giant sauropod dinosaurs, small bird-like dinos, fossil crocs and amphibians, and many, many fossil fish!
I'm a Sagittarian, a Centaur with a Scorpio mouth. My aim is true.
I value integrity, friendship, intelligence, hard work, passion, creativity, originality, fearlessness, being the best you can be, and following your dreams. And having an absurd sense of humor helps!
Click on link here: www.ipetitions.com/petition/ianhunterforhalloffame
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What Old School Disney Villain Are You?

Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)
I have two words for you: Bad Ass. You can turn into a dragon! Alright, probably not you, but Maleficent could. You have a brilliant ability to hold a grudge, and you build up small slights into massive wrongs overnight to justify to scary tirades you're prone to. You might want to look into the ancient concept of Forgive and Forget. Just a thought. On the other hand, that whole dragon business is way cool, so I think you're alright.
Take The Quiz Now!

You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?
Hey, folks, I don't make this stuff up... IT'S SCIENTIFIC! ;-)
You are a 1970s Diva
Bell bottoms, platform shoes, wide belts, and tons of polyester.
You've got a bit of that hippie vibe going on, but you're hip enough to pull it off! What Decade Diva Are You?
CURRENT MOON moon phases

My Interests

Music, drawing, hiking, nature, travel, fossil prep, hunting down the ultimate pair of divine platform boots, playing and pimpin' my guitars, coaxing a sweet tone outta my Les Paul. I'm passionate about music, and if my music list puts me in a time warp, so be it.
Oh yeah, and I love animals, too.

I'd like to meet:


All The Young Dudes: Ian, Mick, Overend, Dale, Ariel, Verden, Morgan, Ray, Nigel, Stan!

I can moonage daydream, can't I? :) "

Had the pleasure of meeting Paul Rodgers... Mick and Simon, you're next! :D

Jimmah, of course!

The Cosmic Jeepster, but, in due time...

Some nice German lads...

Music:



Power, mystery and the hammer of the Gods:

music with passion, fire, soul and guts, a little more shade than light. Led Zeppelin, anything Jimmy Page has ever done.

MOTT THE HOOPLE!
yes, Mott The Hoople,
including the inimitable Ian Hunter, the sublime Mick Ralphs, the thunderous Lord Peter Overend Watts, the tempestuous Terence Dale Griffin, the tumescent Verden "Phally" Allen, the electrifying Ariel Bender, the angelic Mick Ronson, the mellifluous Morgan Fisher, Mott, Concrete Parachute, Shane Cleaver and the Clean Shaven, Twentieth Fontury Sex, Cunning Stunts, Dignose and Dognose, Short Back and Sides, British Lions, The Anchors, Wild Dog's Hell Hounds, The Silence, The Soulents, Problem, The Buddies, The Shakedown Sound, Silence, Doc Thomas Group, Savage Rose and Fixable, Martha's Hoopers, Matt The Hoof Off, John Fiddler.

David Bowie and Mick Ronson,

Marc Bolan and T.Rex,

Roxy Music,
Spooky Tooth, Uriah Heep, Terry Reid, Steve Marriott,

Jimi Hendrix,

New York Dolls, Johnny Thunders,
Iggy Pop & The Stooges, Sweet, Sex Pistols, The Damned, The Ramones, the Kinks, the Faces, Screaming Lord Sutch, West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band, The Monks, Zodiac, Charlatans,

Syd Barrett,

the incredible Paul Rodgers, Bad Company, Free, Thin Lizzy, The Yardbirds, Cream, King Crimson,Bauhaus, Depeche Mode, Goldfrapp, Ladytron, Blur, Pulp, Rammstein, Kraftwerk, Megadeth, The White Stripes, The Black Crows, Johnny Cash, Chris Isaak, Bernard Hermann, John Barry.
Overwhelmingly Brit playlist:
GLAM!

blues-rock, hard rock, prog, psychedelic, rockabilly, freakbeat.

I love jazz, too, esp. Miles, Monk, and Coltrane, but that would take up a whole 'nother page!

Movies:

Anything by Kubrick or Hitch, film noir, epic David Lean (Lawrence of Arabia, Passage to India) Lean-lite (the English Patient) thought-provoking sci-fi (Metropolis, Blade Runner, 12 Monkeys). I'm a sucker for bios, classic horror (James Whale, Todd Browning, Val Lewton), 30's satin-clad shimmies with Jean Harlow, "IT" Girl Clara Bow, Bogie-Bacall pairings, silent movies, especially comedies from Buster Keaton or Laurel and Hardy, 70's sleaze-grind, weirdness from David Lynch, documentaries like The Fog of War or Crumb. Also love historical period pieces, as long as they get the costumes and the hair and the history right!

Television:

VH1 Classic (long live rock!), Turner Classic Movies, expecially film noir and Silent Sundays, Bill Maher, South Park, National Geographic, The History Channel, Frontline (PBS), and also BBC America: thanks for Extras, Monty Python, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, Absolutely Fabulous and Benny Hill!

Books:

Anything by Vladimir Nabokov (Lolita, Despair, Pnin, etc.). For Whom the Bell Tolls, by Ernest Hemingway, The Devil In The White City (Erik Larsen), At the Mountains of Madness (H.P. Lovecraft).
Books about ordinary people in extraordinary circumstances: Into Thin Air (Jon Krakauer), Ordeal By Hunger (George Stewart)
Books about extraordinary people in extraordinary circumstances: Son Of the Morning Star (Evan Connell), The Great Unknown (John Cooley) Rasputin: rascal master (Jane Oakley), Tearing Down The Wall of Sound: The Rise and Fall of Phil Spector (Mick Brown).
And musician bios, of course! All The Young Dudes, Diary of a Rock and Roll Star, A Saucerful of Secrets, Mystery Train and many more.

Heroes:


Jimmy Page, first for his undeniable prodigious talents as composer, musician and producer; but also for his courage in not becoming a tragic statistic. A tenacious survivor and rock 'n'roll animal. Long live Jimmy!
Ian Hunter, because Ian ROCKS! Witty, intelligent, perceptive, sardonic, a poet and a true original;and.....

Mick Ronson, the Spider with the platinum hair. Without Ronno and his prodigious music and production talents, Ziggy Stardust would have never reached those cosmic heights.
My International Heroes, the Brothers Grimtone, for persevering and grooving MASSIVELY.

David Bowie, for being fearless, and not afraid of ch-ch-ch-changes.

Les Paul and Robert Moog.

Greta Garbo and Clara Bow, for their transcendence on the silver screen....

Joan of Arc.
Childhood hero. THIS is who I wanted to be when I grew up.

My mom, for being transcendental.

Leonardo daVinci. Renaissance man, ya know?
Anyone who challenges the mind-numbing, brain-atrophying antics and atrocities of this current Administration and who takes a stand against corporate greed, global warming and blatant hypocrisy, I salute you! That means you, AL GORE!!!

My Blog

Vlad, the Impaler

This blog is about Vlad, the Impaler.No, no, no... NOT Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia called "Vlad the Impaler", the Carpathian prince who delighted in impaling his enemies on sticks; and who inspired...
Posted by Constance on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:37:00 PST

Wotta wild weekend...

And no, I'm not talking about the legendary IH Tart Army weekend of 5/30-6/2/08, though, that will be another blog...This is about the crazy, intense, scary-for-real weather that bore down upon the Ch...
Posted by Constance on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:27:00 PST

Please sign our petition! Ian Hunter for R&R Hall of Fame

Hello friends and Ian Hunter fans!Here's hoping you will take a minute to sign a petiition that my good friend and fellow Ian Hunter/Mott The Hoople fan, Joanne Rishton (UK) and I, Constance Van Beek ...
Posted by Constance on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:49:00 PST

Dazed and Contused...

Well, I seem to have joined the ranks of my friends and colleagues who have recently sustained bodily injury.Took a bad fall yesterday. Was on my way to work, and I stopped at the train station to ge...
Posted by Constance on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:24:00 PST

Everything you want to know about me, via a quiz/survey

Rather than take up bulletin or precious profile space, I thought I'd stash these sllly quizzes here:Read on, or I don't blame you a whit if you don't! lol What your zodiac sign REALLY means(w...
Posted by Constance on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:47:00 PST

Dueling Guitars.

For those of you who have been following Rock The Mike’s and Constance’s ’Dueling Guitars’ blog, you know that we have been having a lot of fun, posting YouTube clips featuring...
Posted by Constance on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 07:59:00 PST

My Photobucket survey results

1) Answer the questions below2) Take each answer and type it into Photobucket (www.photobucket.com)3) Take any picture from the first page of results and post.(click on the picture and copy the HTML c...
Posted by Constance on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 11:06:00 PST

Total lunar eclipse February 20, 2008!

Total Lunar Eclipse - February 20, 2008The Moon, Sun, and Earth will treat Americans in the Lower 48 to a total lunar eclipse on the night of February 20. Most of the country will see the entire eclip...
Posted by Constance on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:46:00 PST

Poetry in a glass.

My brother just called me, and told me that one of the finest distilleries in the U.S., St. George Spirits, is now producing absinthe.St. George Spirits Absinthe Verte is made with fine brandy, star a...
Posted by Constance on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:25:00 PST

The Twilight Zone!!

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space,and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light...and shadow. between s...
Posted by Constance on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 08:36:00 PST