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Col. Sanders

Finger Lickin' Good

About Me

When I was 40, l began cooking for hungry travelers who stopped at my service station in Corbin, Ky. I didn't have a restaurant then, but served folks on my own dining table in the living quarters of my service station. As more people started coming just for food, I moved across the street to a motel and restaurant that seated 142 people. Over the next nine years, I perfected my secret blend of 11 herbs and spices and the basic cooking technique that is still used today. My fame grew. Governor Ruby Laffoon made me a Kentucky Colonel in 1935 in recognition of my contributions to the state's cuisine. And in 1939, my establishment was first listed in Duncan Hines' "Adventures in Good Eating." Confident of the quality of my fried chicken, I devoted myself to the chicken franchising business that I started in 1952. I traveled across the country by car from restaurant to restaurant, cooking batches of chicken for restaurant owners and their employees. If the reaction was favorable, I entered into a handshake agreement on a deal that stipulated a payment to me of a nickel for each chicken the restaurant sold. By 1964, I had more than 600 franchised outlets for my chicken in the United States and Canada. That year, I sold my interest in the U.S. company for $2 million to a group of investors including John Y. Brown Jr., who later was governor of Kentucky from 1980 to 1984. I remained a public spokesman for the company. In 1976, an independent survey ranked me as the world's second most recognizable celebrity. More than a billion of the my "finger lickin' good" chicken dinners are served annually. And not just in North America. My cooking is available in more than 80 countries and territories around the world. I swear to God that the story about a lady accidentally getting a fried rat in her 2-piece meal is complete and utter bullshit. Also, I am actually 116 years old, but this thing discriminates against anyone born before 1903.
IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE A COMMENT, MAKE SURE YOU SAY SOMETHIN' ABOUT ME OR MY CHICKEN! I DON'T WANT ANY "THANKS FOR THE ADD" OR "THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!" BULLSHIT, OR ANY HUGE IMAGES. DON'T BE A FUCKING MORON, THIS PAGE IS ABOUT ME. YOU REALLY DON'T WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A HOT CHICKEN FAT ENEMA, DO YOU? FINALLY, I AM NOT ADDING OF YOU SORRY EMO OR GOTH FAG BOYS WITH YOUR PASTED-DOWN BLACK HAIR AND TOO-TIGHT DICKIES OR WHITE FACE PAINT! QUIT PRETENDING TO BE SAD ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL OR I'LL GIVE YOU A REAL REASON TO CRY!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF- The Survey
Name Harland
Birthday 9/8/1890
Birthplace Henryville, IN
Current Location KFCs across the globe
Eye Color Grey
Hair Color White
Height 5' 8"
Left handed or Right handed right
Your Heritage white
The shoes you wore today patent white leather with a tassel
Your weakness hot chicks covered in grease, or Kryptonite
Your fears Have you seen Chicken Run?
Your perfect pizza fried chicken
Goal you would like to achieve this year Destroy PETA
Your most overused phrase on i/m my druthers!
Thoughts first waking up time to fry some chicken!
Your best physical feature abs
Your bedtime 10:45 PM
Your most missed memory the first chicken I ever fried
Pepsi or Coke Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King KFC assholes!
Single or Group Dates Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea Lipton
Choclate or Vanilla vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee coffee
Do you smoke no
Do you swear yes
Do you sing of course
Do you sower daily sower?
Have you been in love many times
Do you want to go to college no
Do you want to get married already was
Do you belive in yourself i surely do
Do you get motion sickness sometimes
Do you think you are attractive yes
Are you a health freak HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do you get along with your parents yes
Do you like thunderstorms yes
Do you play an instrument no
In the past month have you drank alcohol i have
In the past month have you smoked yes
In the past month have you gone to the mall no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos no
In the last month have you eaten Sushi BARF!
In the past month have you been dumped Why would anyone dump Col. Sanders?
In the past month have you gone skinny dipping yes
In the past month have you stolen anything no
Ever been drunk yes
Ever been beaten up I do the asskicking, not the other way around
Ever shoplifted no
How do you want to die clogged arteries
What do you want to be when you grow up I'm already grown up
What country would you most like to visit Mexico
In a boy/girl
Favorite eye color blue
Favorite hair color any
Short or long long
Height 5' 5"-5' 8"
Weight 120-150 lbs
Best clothing style trailer trash
Number of I have taken number of what? Whoever wrote this survey is an idiot
Number of cds i own 300
Number of piercings 0
Number of Tattoos 0
Number of things in my past i regret 2
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My Interests

11 herbs and spices, grease, mashed potatoes, biscuits, sweet tea, lickin' fingers, popcorn chicken, crispy strips, honey BBQ wings, cole slaw, baked beans, macaroni and cheese, corn, 8 piece boxes, 15 piece buckets, PepsiCo, industrial espionage, kicking the shit outta Ronald McDonald, wiener dogs

I'd like to meet:

Hot chicks who'll let me cover them in grease, gluttonous fat-asses, or you.

Music:

Superchunk, Porcupine Tree, The RZA, Menudo

Movies:

Chicken Run, The Ghost and Mr. Chicken, Eraserhead, From Justin to Kelly

Television:

Project Runway, Andy Griffith, any infomercial starring Ron Popeil

Books:

I'm too busy fryin' chicken to read...

Heroes:

Fred Flinstone

My Blog

Sorry folks

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Posted by Col. Sanders on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 01:58:00 PST

SURVEY!

1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?You always eat for free with the Colonel. 2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias.What is it?Snorkle McCheeseburger 3. Pick one state in...
Posted by Col. Sanders on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:49:00 PST

No More Trans-Fat!!!

By DAVID B. CARUSO, Associated Press Writer NEW YORK - After two years of secret taste tests, KFC said Monday it would stop frying chicken in artery-clogging trans fats, but New York City restaurants ...
Posted by Col. Sanders on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:38:00 PST

STAMPS! PLEASE READ!!!!

Go here and sign the petition: http://www.kfc.com/about/petition.asp Thanks y'all! xo The Colonel
Posted by Col. Sanders on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:23:00 PST

Timeline

9/9/1890Harland Sanders is born just outside Henryville, Indiana.1900-1924Harland Sanders holds a variety of jobs including: farm hand, streetcar conductor, army private in Cuba, blacksmith's helper, ...
Posted by Col. Sanders on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:58:00 PST

Family Reunions

The Value of FamilyI set out to give busy families "Sunday Dinner, Seven Days a Week." Not just because I wanted to share his mouth-watering food - but because I knew the most important thing at the ...
Posted by Col. Sanders on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:52:00 PST

Puffy Meat Patties!

INGREDIENTS 3 egg yolks 8 ounces ground beef 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon baking powder 1 teaspoon black pepper 1 Tablespoon (more or less) minced parsley 1 small onion grated or finely chopped 3 egg ...
Posted by Col. Sanders on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:48:00 PST

Bean Salad!

INGREDIENTS 1 16-oz can green beans (Blue Lake or some good quality) 1 16-oz can wax beans 1 16-oz can kidney beans 1 medium green pepper, sliced and chopped 1 medium-sized white onion sliced and cut ...
Posted by Col. Sanders on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:49:00 PST

Kentucky Biscuits

   INGREDIENTS 1 1/2 cups flour 1 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 Tablespoon sugar 1 Tablespoon baking powder 2/3 cup milk 1/3 cup vegetable shortening INSTRUCTIONS Preheat oven to 425ºF. Sift toget...
Posted by Col. Sanders on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:48:00 PST