When I was 40, l began cooking for hungry travelers who stopped at my service station in Corbin, Ky. I didn't have a restaurant then, but served folks on my own dining table in the living quarters of my service station. As more people started coming just for food, I moved across the street to a motel and restaurant that seated 142 people. Over the next nine years, I perfected my secret blend of 11 herbs and spices and the basic cooking technique that is still used today. My fame grew. Governor Ruby Laffoon made me a Kentucky Colonel in 1935 in recognition of my contributions to the state's cuisine. And in 1939, my establishment was first listed in Duncan Hines' "Adventures in Good Eating." Confident of the quality of my fried chicken, I devoted myself to the chicken franchising business that I started in 1952. I traveled across the country by car from restaurant to restaurant, cooking batches of chicken for restaurant owners and their employees. If the reaction was favorable, I entered into a handshake agreement on a deal that stipulated a payment to me of a nickel for each chicken the restaurant sold. By 1964, I had more than 600 franchised outlets for my chicken in the United States and Canada. That year, I sold my interest in the U.S. company for $2 million to a group of investors including John Y. Brown Jr., who later was governor of Kentucky from 1980 to 1984. I remained a public spokesman for the company. In 1976, an independent survey ranked me as the world's second most recognizable celebrity. More than a billion of the my "finger lickin' good" chicken dinners are served annually. And not just in North America. My cooking is available in more than 80 countries and territories around the world. I swear to God that the story about a lady accidentally getting a fried rat in her 2-piece meal is complete and utter bullshit. Also, I am actually 116 years old, but this thing discriminates against anyone born before 1903.
IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE A COMMENT, MAKE SURE YOU SAY SOMETHIN' ABOUT ME OR MY CHICKEN! I DON'T WANT ANY "THANKS FOR THE ADD" OR "THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!" BULLSHIT, OR ANY HUGE IMAGES. DON'T BE A FUCKING MORON, THIS PAGE IS ABOUT ME. YOU REALLY DON'T WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A HOT CHICKEN FAT ENEMA, DO YOU? FINALLY, I AM NOT ADDING OF YOU SORRY EMO OR GOTH FAG BOYS WITH YOUR PASTED-DOWN BLACK HAIR AND TOO-TIGHT DICKIES OR WHITE FACE PAINT! QUIT PRETENDING TO BE SAD ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL OR I'LL GIVE YOU A REAL REASON TO CRY!
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Name Harland
Birthday 9/8/1890
Birthplace Henryville, IN
Current Location KFCs across the globe
Eye Color Grey
Hair Color White
Height 5' 8"
Left handed or Right handed right
Your Heritage white
The shoes you wore today patent white leather with a tassel
Your weakness hot chicks covered in grease, or Kryptonite
Your fears Have you seen Chicken Run?
Your perfect pizza fried chicken
Goal you would like to achieve this year Destroy PETA
Your most overused phrase on i/m my druthers!
Thoughts first waking up time to fry some chicken!
Your best physical feature abs
Your bedtime 10:45 PM
Your most missed memory the first chicken I ever fried
Pepsi or Coke Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King KFC assholes!
Single or Group Dates Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea Lipton
Choclate or Vanilla vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee coffee
Do you smoke no
Do you swear yes
Do you sing of course
Do you sower daily sower?
Have you been in love many times
Do you want to go to college no
Do you want to get married already was
Do you belive in yourself i surely do
Do you get motion sickness sometimes
Do you think you are attractive yes
Are you a health freak HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do you get along with your parents yes
Do you like thunderstorms yes
Do you play an instrument no
In the past month have you drank alcohol i have
In the past month have you smoked yes
In the past month have you gone to the mall no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos no
In the last month have you eaten Sushi BARF!
In the past month have you been dumped Why would anyone dump Col. Sanders?
In the past month have you gone skinny dipping yes
In the past month have you stolen anything no
Ever been drunk yes
Ever been beaten up I do the asskicking, not the other way around
Ever shoplifted no
How do you want to die clogged arteries
What do you want to be when you grow up I'm already grown up
What country would you most like to visit Mexico
In a boy/girl
Favorite eye color blue
Favorite hair color any
Short or long long
Height 5' 5"-5' 8"
Weight 120-150 lbs
Best clothing style trailer trash
Number of I have taken number of what? Whoever wrote this survey is an idiot
Number of cds i own 300
Number of piercings 0
Number of Tattoos 0
Number of things in my past i regret 2
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