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The Armed & Hammered® Boys

Owned and Operated by PANiC! in my Pants™ [P.I.M.P.]

About Me


The PANiC! Room™ v3.8.5
a.k.a.
Dateline 4:20 Online®
on myspace

Well, they deleted my real profiles. (June 2007) This is more drama to continue the tradition of life f#cking me ↑↑ every summer. I live for this time of year and all I want to do is have fun, yet frequently I find that some complete bullsh1t will come along to ruin it for me.
I'm not pimping this profile, not gonna change any colors , not filling it out. I have all the codes from my old ones, but obviously I'd still have to re-do the companies, schools, blog, here-for, videos, etc. and I'm too busy with RL. ("Real Life," to the unacronyzed) That's why um, they shouldn't have deleted me. idk. Here you can see that we all lose, which is actually against MY f#cking terms of service. Oh wait, I think I just cussed, will they delete me again?
Oct. 2007 - Update 1: You may have realized this already, but it seems I've tweaked a color or two after all. Really, I ought to just update the whole About Me section but apparently in my twisted logic it makes more sense for me to go to the trouble of coming in here, fixing all the typos, and coding up a nice little red-lettered announcement that one of these days I'm gonna have to get around to updating my profile. Yup, perfectly fcuking logical. End of Update
So yeah, this is gonna be the world's most boring profile until I'm good and ready to do something about it. I'm kinda busy trying to have a summer to do anything about it yet. But I do wanna re-add everybody, which in some cases is impossible since ppl have their sh1t set to only accept if you know their last name, which I don't in some cases. What a waste of a day this is turning out to be. Thanks again, Tom.
I sent them an email asking about it and received an automated reply explaining how to post a bulletin.
We may never know the truth. It's quite disillusioning.
wtf did I ever do to anybody dammit?!! I'm harmless, I'm helpful...
Any review of my history and/or conduct will establish and prove that I'm every bit the good citizen, both online and in real life, that I claim to be (and then some).

People seem to rather talk sh1t behind your back than let you know to your face there is a problem, then they wonder why nothing ever gets fixed. F#ckin' brilliant.
MYSPACE PERSONNEL: If any site staff should happen to be reading this, be sure and let me know if there are any issues or concerns regarding content. Simply contact me and I will take immediate corrective action in order to maintain and preserve my good name and standing. That's word to Tom's mother.
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism:
You have medium neuroticism.
You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.
Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test
You Scored an A
You got 10/10 questions correct.
It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors.
If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs.
As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human.
And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes.
The It's Its There Their They're Quiz
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...

Do You Date Like a Girl?

MY RESULT: You Date Like A Girl


Whether you're a real girl or not, you sure act like one sometimes.
Frequent phone tag and long talks about the future -- that's what a relationship means to you. You keep your mind on your partner and your friends updated on all the latest news. Breaking up would be devastating, so you'll opt for a quick band-aid before you're willing to admit it's time to amputate.
Dating like a girl is fine sometimes, but beware of investing too much in your relationship. You've got friends, hobbies and tons of other stuff to focus on, so don't make your relationship the center of your life. It'll just set you up for frustration and disappointment later on.

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My Interests



I just heard on the radio they arrested the piece of shit scumbag who they think was responsible for the atrocity memorialized below:

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What Will Be Your Big Summer Change?


Adventurous Spirit
You've always wanted to throw caution to the wind and get out there and live. Well this is your summer to do it. Jump in a car with a map and an i-pod and plan a road trip with your friends. Go where ever the wind takes you. Surf, rock climb, break out your adventurous spirit and see the world. You never know what you may find.
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I'd like to meet:



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"I will not click them in a box. I will not click with Firefox.
I will not click those sketchy links. I won't be Phished. This website stinks!
It will not block those banner ads, or 'click my pic to view my nads,'
I do not like this endless scam. I do not like it, cram this Spam!"


__________________________________________________________ http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=168675441

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=114176756

Just like last year, I want to know WHY.
And just like last year, I probably never will.

On the bright side, this PROBABLY isn't the "end of the world," unlike last year, which pretty much was. This is why I'm such a bitter, cynical ray of sunshine nowadays. But really, if I wanted to bitch about it I might as well just paste in some code from my "real" profile, may God rest its soul.

What kind of heart do you have?

?
Broken Heart
You had a crush tear your heart out and destroy it at one point, but things will get better soon, trust me. Just keep searching for that special someone, and when you find them, don't let your friends meet them. They will all screw you over if you let them. The key until then is to not be exclusive with ppl in the first place, Einstein. So never let your friends meet your girlfriend, and watch out for back-stabbing snakes in the grass and assorted unfaithful homewreckers. Apart from all that, yeah, the future's so bright you ought to wear shades. And a condom.
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Are you in love?

?
Heartbroken but still loving them
You love them still. Even though they broke your heart, trashed your life and stole your friends. You hope that someday they get what's coming to them.
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You scored as Black. Your heart is black. You are dead inside, possibly because of your past, you feel you have no emotions left and like you're just waiting to die. You find it hard to trust people and let them get close to you for fear of being hurt again. Never give up on yourself, there's always hope- no matter how bad things get.

Black


89%

Blue


86%

Pink


79%

Red


75%

White


75%

Yellow


75%

Orange


71%

Purple


61%

Green


36%
~What colour is your heart?~
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As I've said in the past, I don't bother naming names or talkin' any sh_t, that stuff isn't necessary. I do believe in karma after all. It's just that since we're already on the subject (sort of) it probably pays to mention that I have an irreparably broken heart, which at the end of the day just means that all you ladies can relax since you know I'm not tryin' to bang you, and all you dudes can relax since you know I'm not tryin' to bag your breezy. Again, I'm not placing any blame. This is simply a fact of my life which unfortunately has become just large enough to warrant a mention on this error-infested sh1thole of a website. Wait, I guess I can't say that, they might delete me. Philistines.

F#ck it.

Fake smile back in place, let's go have some so-called fun. PANiC! out.

Music:

beating rocks together
clink clank

digitalgunfire.com

1.FM

1Club.FM

Evil Robot Radio

partytuner.com

pandora.com

Space Station Soma

omgtv.net

Demented Radio

Cringe Humor Radio

Ibiza Global Radio

ravetrax.com

.977 Music Network

Sun FM Marbella

neverendingwonder.com

radioABF.net

and sh!t like that

You can look at it like this. When you go to the club, you pay your cover charge to the door staff and go inside, where you hear the music the DJ is spinning. Think of the Internet like a nightclub, and your ISP is the door staff - give them money and they grant you access. You don't pay extra to hear the music, it's just THERE. And there's definitely nobody keeping track of what the DJ plays, how long each record spins and how many people hear it. That would be just ridiculous. But that's exactly what the corporate music monster wants to do to your Internet radio access. If you care about independent music (or hell, even if you don't!), please get involved and support groups like savenetradio.org so that small record labels, independent broadcasters and your favorite garage bands and DJ's can all be heard, by us and by future generations. Don't let the corporate machine ruin this still new and emerging medium before it even hits its stride.



Movies:



Television:



Books:





get off the internet and read a paper book!

Heroes:



Heroes:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=168675441

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=114176756