OUR NEW ALBUM - ONE LAST WANK AND ONE LAST CRY - IS OUT NOW VIA CODE 7 / PLASTICHEAD DISTRIBUTION. YOU CAN ORDER IT FROM THE KUNTSHOP (click below), AMAZON, HMV, PLAY.COM, TESCO.COM, ETC. ETC.
All the songs on this page and lots more are on the Kunt and the Gang albums available by Paypal secure payment or credit card by clicking the ad below...
This is the video for our song 'Use My Arse...'
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USE MY ARSE ON YOUTUBE
Here's our video for 'Fucksticks'
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FUCKSTICKS ON YOUTUBE
And here's our video for 'Arranged Bride'
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ARRANGED BRIDE ON YOUTUBE
These videos were all by Kunt and Mike Fordham - he's in our top chums so if you want a quote for 1 drop him a line, he's not as much of a cunt as he looks.
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I use this special love clock to time my wanks over Carol.
They say practice makes perfect and they're right, I can go from soft to milk in under 45 seconds!
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A Brief History of Kunt
Back in the 90's two friends, fed up with the production line pop of Take That and Boyzone, decided to form a band. So Kunt (who had cut his teeth with Essex rude boys Serious Problem) and his cousin Andy Kunt (formerly of seminal punk band The Rape Babies) formed Pubic Cube. Their slightly risque take on pop music didn't help in getting any gigs so they took to playing talent contests, leaving a trail of offended tone-deaf karaoke singers, crap amateur magicians and piss-poor local comedians in their wake. Pubic Cube disbanded in 1996 after an audience of 250 people walked out of Basildon's Towngate Theatre during the band's rendition of the Serious Problem standard 'Take That are Cunts'.
Kunt and Andy Kunt decided to regroup in 2003 under the moniker Kunt and the Gang. Shortly after, Kunt was rushed to hospital with agonising stomach pains and was found to have a parasitic twin who had been living inside him since birth. The parasitic twin was removed and came out covered in blood, shit and sweetcorn. Unfortunately it survived and was christened 'Little Kunt'. Little Kunt was full of resentment about being stuck up Kunt's colon for 30 years and so set about a smear campaign to turn best buds Kunt and Andy Kunt against each other. Andy Kunt could see what was happening and quit to move to the Kuntryside.
Kunt soldiered on with Little Kunt taking over Andy Kunt's BV's and the duo were invited to play their first gig at their spiritual home, Basildon's Castlemayne pub, supporting Retail Outlet in December 2003. It was a residency at the same pub in 2004 that saw a flurry of A+R interest which led to them releasing their debut album 'I have a little wank and I have a little cry' in 2005 on indie label Disco Minge Records.
Against the advice of his mum, Audrey Roberts from Coronation Street, Kunt did an interview for the first issue of new magazine 'Textual Molester'.
It's out now, to read an excerpt go to the press section at www.kuntandthegang.co.uk
or click the covers to go the TM site to order...
Kunt
Little Kunt
