Mike Strutter

I'm a child of the 60's but a bastard of the 80's. A cocksucker of the 90's and a full blown mother fucker in whatever the fuck the decade is now.My mother says I survived an abortion but I think she was just trying to be nice. My father left home about 20 minutes after he fucked her and never came back. In many ways, I feel closer to him. He was a pimp and a punk too.New York in the '70's was the most dangerous city in the world. I witnessed 9 murders before I was 5 years old and they say they're very impressionable years for a child. I remember I used to love splashing around in the blood on the sidewalk.Fuck it, life sucks big cock and I was left with some saggy old balls to chew on. So I spat 'em out at anyone I felt like spittin' 'em out at. Not that I'm bitter in any way, I just hate the fuckin' world and everyone in it. This could be construed as negative by some folks, but I use it to better myself.Seeing people getting hurt was why we got up in the morning. That's what we lived for and then suddenly this cocksucker Gulliani shows up and breaks up the fuckin' party. No violence on the streets meant nothing to watch, nothing to do, and nothing to talk about so I figured there was a gap in the market in my neighbourhood. People want to have a drink, a smoke, a line, and watch people getting fucked up bad. So I set up a speakeasy basement clip joint and that's my fuckin' story. People are happy there.I always dreamed of being a TV host and bringin' pain, suffering & assorted low-lifes to the masses. I've been doing that show in my club for years and I knew the people would come. This is the most honest piece of television in two thousand fuckin' years. The world is ready for me right now, this is my time.....what's right is right. I am the cure to make you pure, hate & war. Now Go fuck ya mamas tits!