My dirty little secret OR Pull up! Terrain! Pull up! Terrain! |
For about a year, I've kept one of my personal fetishes a secret in the belief that nobody would understand, that I was alone with my demon. Before you try and guess what this little obsession is, you...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 15:50:00 GMT |
Goodnight campers! |
It pains me to say this campers, but I'm not long for this Myspace world. I hope Mike realizes the mammoth favour I've done him by looking after his page while he's away.Turns out he wasn't on a mecha...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 05:11:00 GMT |
Ted can't hear you...Hi-De-Hi!!! |
...so I says to the vicar - "If you think I'm sticking it in there you must think I'm barmy - stick yours in there first!!!"Oh sorry campers, didn't see you there.How do, Ted Bovis here. Just thought ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 04:47:00 GMT |
That's Intertainment |
When people ask me what I've been up to for the last 12 months, I normally tell them to mind their own fucking business. I'm a bit like that these days; aggressive, irritable and unreasonable, especia...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 09:20:00 GMT |
True story |
I worked for Essex Police a few years back on a short-term contract. I was given a van, a load of computer equipment and a list of broken computers to repair. This I did for quite a while and must hav...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:21:00 GMT |
The eternal sunshine of the potentially spotless body |
Many years ago when I had a normal job and the financial trappings it allowed (credit cards, loans for cars, an hour a day on the train wishing I were dead etc.), I belonged to a gym. Not a 'gymnasium...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:05:00 GMT |
I Want To Work For Diddy (because Im a twat) |
There are some proper losers out there, aren't there? I mean proper nob-ends. People you wouldn't vomit on if it meant dousing their flaming eyeballs with your spew and saving their sight.
I've just b...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:40:00 GMT |
General moan |
Hello sweetcheeks, here's a random* list of things that have really fucked me off this week:
The return of John LegendAs if we didn't already have enough misery to contend with, John Fucking Legend re...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:38:00 GMT |
A quick word about Nick Grimshaw |
As an avid armchair-based festival goer I've been watching the 4Music coverage of this year's V Festival. I addition I've been keeping up with the tradition of music festivals without actually being t...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:34:00 GMT |
From Myspace...its the quiz of the week (repost) |
Myspace quizzes, a complete waste of electricity aren't they? "Who was your first kiss with?", "What colour are your ears?", "How many fingers can you get up your arse?" and so on. Pointless.
Here we ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:27:00 GMT |
