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Arse 2 Mouth

thinly disguised chauvanistic humourless shite

About Me


Arse 2 Mouth are a funky gang of hip young dudes from Edinburgh. Fate brought them together so that they could unleash a hot torrent of musical creativity across the face and chest of the world. Choosing to largely ignore the mundane events of their day to day lives, A2M have instead looked to the media for most of their inspiration. A2M support traditional moral values and believe in respecting the property of others, such admirable sentiments are clearly evident on 'To Beat Another Man's Wife'. The horrors of domestic violence are addressed on 'The Wife Beater's Blues', and the problems caused by infidelity are succinctly dealt with on 'If You Break My Heart I'll Break Your Legs'. 'Bring Me Another Woman' delicately tackles the problems faced when a romance withers away, conversely, the upbeat 'Maxine' and 'Mary, You're The Sweetest...' are songs rich in optimism and emotion, capturing the essence of the philosophy that love conquers all. A2M's fusion of rock, pop and country produces an exciting and unpredictable sound that is both as pleasing as oral sex and as infectious as herpes, so listen to the tracks, tell your friends, and have a damn good time!!
To get in touch with A2M or to get hold of either the 'Your Sweet Scent' or 'Respect' EPs please email us at [email protected]
The Shipman Song

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Music:

Member Since: 12/19/2005
Band Website: arse2mouth.co.uk
Band Members: Ian - Drums
Kev - Bass
Craig - Bass
Lennox - Vocals & Guitar
Influences: Earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis and other amusing disasters
Sounds Like: Rock, pop and country all bludgeoned to death then rolled up in a carpet and dumped in the river
Type of Label: None

My Blog

New band

Hey everyone (does anyone still read this?!)As you may already know A2M have got two gigs lined up during the festival period, after these however we are planning to start a new band so we probab...
Posted by Arse 2 Mouth on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 01:06:00 PST

39 very long seconds...

In the middle of our gig last night Lennox had to run upstairs to get something, poor old Kev was left to entertain the crowd, it's fairly painful viewing... http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus...
Posted by Arse 2 Mouth on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:26:00 PST

Download our songs!

The whole of the 'Your Sweet Scent' EP can now be downloaded from our page. So make sure to tell your friends, neighbours and members of your paedophile ring the good news!! A2M
Posted by Arse 2 Mouth on Mon, 21 May 2007 04:28:00 PST

Our First Review!

http://www.skinnymag.co.uk/content/view/4722/144/That's it up on the skinny, not bad, I quite like the fact that the writer thinks we are 'playing it straight' with maxine when it's actually a love so...
Posted by Arse 2 Mouth on Fri, 11 May 2007 03:12:00 PST

A2M on www.last.fm

Hey everyone,Just to let you know that you can listen to all A2M's tunes at: http://www.last.fm/label/arse2mouth I think I set it up ok, however it was bloody complicated! Tits ooooooooooooot!!! A2M...
Posted by Arse 2 Mouth on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:22:00 PST

I stopped a rape from happening last night...

...I stayed at home!!!Ok, it's an old one and not particularly funny, but it's got your attention and the point of doing that is to ask you all to comment on our new songs!!! Obviously we think that t...
Posted by Arse 2 Mouth on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:55:00 PST

Your Sweet Scent - OUT NOW!!!

Our second EP, 'Your Sweet Scent' is out now and we've uploaded the four tracks onto our myspace page so you can all have a listen. We certainly hope you like it. If you'd like to buy a...
Posted by Arse 2 Mouth on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:28:00 PST

New EP!!

Hey everybody,Arse 2 Mouth have been busy in the last few days and we've recorded a new EP! Our good buddy Nick Trepka has produced it for us, and from what we listened to after doing t...
Posted by Arse 2 Mouth on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:53:00 PST

WANKING SURVEY

Hello folks,Ever taken part in a survey before?? Well, they're usually a big steamy pile of poo and absolutely no fun at all, so we've decided to do our own survey based on something that definitely&n...
Posted by Arse 2 Mouth on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 04:20:00 PST

Naked

My kind assistant manager agreed to do my usual crappy 7am shift for me this morning, giving me the chance to go out and get smashed last night without having to worry about work, woohoo!! After&...
Posted by Arse 2 Mouth on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:15:00 PST