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WHat Has Laura Learned Over The Last Week?

Well this week I have learned quite a few interesting/random/stupid things:   1. Latvians are scary people 2. Union Jack cocktails are rather delicious despite the name. 3. My mother does not app...
Posted by * on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:33:00 PST

Palmist James

Today I went to see a man called James, a palmist and a crystal gazer, sometimes known as a gypo who steals your money.  I was a bit sceptical about it all, but after hearing what my friends...
Posted by * on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:16:00 PST

Exs

Why is it when you happen to bump into an ex it's always when you're either looking your absolute worst or you do something really stupid.    For example before work earlier I went to ...
Posted by * on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 06:24:00 PST

Timmy Mallet

I'm sitting at work, bored and watching The HITS music channel on television.  At the moment Timmy Mallet's 50 Ultimate Summer Hits is on.  When I was a little girl I thought he was fantasti...
Posted by * on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:58:00 PST

N.H FUCKING S

This morning I woke up at 8am, so I could phone my local GP and try get an emergency appointment, with regards to my sunburn which appears to maybe be a bit infected or something.  I had to wait ...
Posted by * on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:45:00 PST

T in the Park 2007

T IN THE PARK - Sunday 8th July 2007 I'm not fully recovered yet, but I will attempt to type a wee blog about my adventures at T in the Park yesterday. I got up at 8:45am on Sunday morning and indulge...
Posted by * on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 05:47:00 PST

Why Oh Why Oh Why?

Why is there so many stupid cunts on this planet?
Posted by * on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:18:00 PST

Courtesy of my Mother

There was a young man named Bob Who one day acquired a job His sister she pooped So with a loo brush he swooped And got rid of a big chocolate log   My mother's poem on last weeks pooping inciden...
Posted by * on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 06:49:00 PST

Violent Circumstances

I've just returned from my local Shell Garage to find that "due to violent circumstances no-one is allowed entry to the garage after 9pm at night". I have to ask myself, did I visit the garage wh...
Posted by * on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 02:17:00 PST

T in the Park!!

T IN THE PARK Sunday 8th July @ Balado near Kinross, yes I shall be there Myself and Amanda have came up with this great plan, although we don't have tickets, due to lots of unsuccessful bidding on t...
Posted by * on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:21:00 PST