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Robert William Plumpton esq.

It's Fathers' Day, so don't spare the belt, dad!

About Me



What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.comAside from sharing various traits with a second-rate dictator, Plumpton likes to write stories and get other people to draw the pictures - take a look at the website for more details.
There are six things that make Plumpton’s blood run cold:1) The prospect of the undead, or folk who are suffering an unfortunate impairment of cognitive and motor skills as the result of some nasty infection, making their way to his hometown.2) People who worship celebrities without justification.3) The youth of today.4) The thought of people pulling their own teeth out with a barely usable set of pliers that should have been replaced in 1994 as they stopped being fit for purpose at around that time.5) People who can’t count.Of these, Plumpton is certain that he will survive point one. Plumpton has a plan! Plumpton’s parents are proud of him, and his mother thinks he’s cool. Plumpton is describing himself using the third person.For more information on Plumpton, why not go to the website . Plumpton also has a web log on Blogger
how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
You scored as Clone Lieutenant, The Captains right hand man. You are the one who accomplishes what he says needs to be done.
Clone Lieutenant


80%

Clone Sergeant


70%

Clone Commander


70%

Clone Captain


60%
What Clone Trooper Are You?
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My Interests

Reading some of the books below; playing some of the games below; watching some of the DVDs below.Plumpton also writes reasonably well, but nobody seems to notice.

I'd like to meet:

None of those undeads. Not even if a weapon is to hand because you can’t kill ‘em, like. Not easily, anyway.The A-Team, especially Peppard. Yes, yes, he may be an undead, but one ought to make exceptions for one's heroes. If Plumpton met Mr T, he would ask him for some free Mars bars, just to hear him say "I ain't pushin' no chocolate, nougat and caramel; ah pedal bars with nuts in 'em too, fool!"There are some other folks:

Music:

I love my music, which is a massive source of inspiration. I have a diverse taste from Johnny Cash to Electronic; from Underworld to System of a Down. Lately I've been listening to Marc Almond's 'Tenement Symphony', Kate Bush's 'Aerials', Goldfrapp's 'Supernature' and Sine Star Project's 'Blue Born Earth Boy'.

And a bit o'Danzig ...

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Movies:

Which Godzilla movie monster are you?
You are: Mothra!You are emotional and deep in thought. You have strong opinions and care greatly about friends, family and issues concerning your environment and community. Mostly a peace lover, however when you have to, you kick ass with intelligence and strategy.
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Television:


Braniac

I'm Alan Partridge

David Attenbrough's 'Life' studies (i.e. Mammals, Birds, In the Undergrowth...)

Family Guy

American Dad

The Simpsons

Heroes:

First and foremost, Plumpton looks up to his mother, for taking the time to squeeze him out.Also first and foremost, Plumpton considers his dad, THE REVEREND BP, to be a heroic figure for keeping it real paternal style.Finally, and also first and foremost, Plumpton idolises his foot soldiers, THE PANDA UNIT, each of whom is willing to lay his life on the line to further the cause. Plumpton's heart swells with pride when he casts his gaze over their ranks:Want to know what the cause is? Well, tough titteh! Plumpton won't tell!

My Blog

**ATTENTION BLOGGERS - I'm looking for reviewers**

**Bloggers wanted to review RobPlumpton.co.uk - if you are interested, please read on**Hi thereWell, the new site is pretty much done - 'Tear Base Omega', a series of short comic strips, is the only r...
Posted by Robert William Plumpton esq. on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 06:48:00 PST

The New Site is Here!

After it seemed that the heavens themselves had conspired against us, Designer Dave uploaded the new site.  There'll be more stuff appearing over the next few days, so keep coming back.I'm very t...
Posted by Robert William Plumpton esq. on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:00:00 PST

It's been a long time coming, but ...

Well, well, well, I grant it's been some time coming but this week will see the final iteration of RobPlumpton.co.uk for 2007.  With the framework in place, this year's material will follow. ...
Posted by Robert William Plumpton esq. on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 07:48:00 PST

Harry Potter

Am I the only person who believes that Harry Potter is an utter cock?
Posted by Robert William Plumpton esq. on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:52:00 PST

How come ...

How come baddies have the best stuff? The Nazis had the best dressed fighting force, Darth Vader had the most impressive suit, Nick Cotton had the best aging teddy boy look, Bernard Manning had the be...
Posted by Robert William Plumpton esq. on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:37:00 PST

T'internet - good, bad or ugly?

I thought I'd get a little discussion going - hardly an original topic, but I'd like to know what you guys think.  So, here's the dealy-oh:Is this web 2.0 thing good, bad or ugly as far as creati...
Posted by Robert William Plumpton esq. on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:20:00 PST

The New Cabinet

There's a cabinet member named 'Ed Balls'.  It seems that po-faced Scottish cunt Gordon Brown has a sense of humour after all.
Posted by Robert William Plumpton esq. on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:39:00 PST

"No man is an island ..."

I agree that it is somewhat discourteous to issue an add invite without taking the time to glance through somebody's profile - I understand that reading somebody's blurb is by and large an interesting...
Posted by Robert William Plumpton esq. on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 04:56:00 PST

Yet another major embarassment for the UK

Why does the UK possess such a finely honed talent for squandering every chance to make a strong, positive, impact? Truly, we have the shitas touch on a national scale.  Take the Olympics symbol ...
Posted by Robert William Plumpton esq. on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 02:32:00 PST

Star Wars - Your Favourites

What are your three favourite things/people to appear in the Star Wars films? Here are mine:1) Storm Troopers - Always a favourite since I was a wee nipper; my nan and grandad used to give me a storm ...
Posted by Robert William Plumpton esq. on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:06:00 PST