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About Me

Picture profile test done on facebook 5th nov 2007 - sounds about right:

Temperament
Flexible
Nothing seems to bother you - you sail through life crisis free. It's not that your life doesn't have its ups and downs, it's just that you handle everything without unnecessary drama and antics. You approach each day fresh, not worrying about yesterday or tomorrow. You are confident that you can handle anything that comes your way and experience has shown that you are absolutely right about this.
Interests
Thrill Seeker
You are interested in anything that is exciting and pleasurable. You're not afraid to indulge yourself - you live by your own set of rules and don't allow yourself to get hung on what others think. For the most part, you are independent and do whatever you please to do. Trying to stop you from doing something only makes you want it even more. At the end of the day - you live for life's most thrilling moments.
Amusement
Adventurous
It's a good thing that you are filled with energy and ambitions (that others sometimes find exhausting) because you're continually looking for a new adventure and exciting experience. You struggle with a continual feeling of restlessness which constantly pushes you to the next level of excitement. Once you have accomplished one thing, you are eager to accomplish something more exciting, riskier and distinguishable.
Passion
Physical
You are a cuddle bug - from a warm hug shared with your best friend to steamy sex with your partner, you enjoy every bit of human contact that you can get. You demonstrate your love for others most fluidly through physical one-on-one contact and you feel the most loved when you are being touched. You feel disconnected when you are physically isolated from others. You're a people person and a lover of all things human.

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My Interests

THIS i find prety Ironic seeing as its accurate to my personality BUT i am presently obliged to have a suit wearing job *sad face*
Future job prediction from FACEBOOK
You are an nonconformist individual scornful of society. You'll probably make a living as an artist, for example in a rock band or as a sculptor or poet. You'll live your live to the fullest or crash and burn. No suits for you, that's for sure. And no regrets either.

I'd like to meet:

I was once asked to describe myself in just three words. Unfortunately 'I am a' doesn't give much away and due to the rules of 3 word description i was unable to continue. These days i avoid word count restrictions like the plague.
Not that it did me any good, i still contracted black death, but some anti biotics cleared that right up.
There now follows an interview which might clear things up:(please see first blog entry)

Music:

With the use of my time machine i have the whole of the ages at my disposal. So far i've been to Woodstock 43 times without bumping into myself.
I've not had that luck at the Cavern Club circa 1962 where so far 21 versions of me coexist. Could be bad for the sanctity of the space-time continuum but personally i'm just glad to see that me aged 57 still has his hair!

Movies:

Films i like or films i've starred in? (damn, must remember not to mention Dallas Cowboys do Debbie or F*ck Rogers in the 25th century Hareem. Let us never speak of this again!).
My film career started back in the year oh nine when i was walking around doing the tourist thing in old Hollywood. Before i knew it a man by the name of J Jackington Jackworth was grabbing my arm and saying 'son, i'm gonna make you a star' (no filthy, this was legit ... not like a similar situation in 77 when i became known as Dick Danglerr). My first movie under the name 'Brick Bradley' was called 'The dying swan.'
By 15' i was making cowboymovies 'On the trail of the lonesome Dove,' 'Apaches at Dawn', 'Six gun shootout', 'Lonesome returns,' 'The mask of the mysterious gun' and many more.
gradually talkies arrived and i got more and more varied roles such as Count Yorga in 'I vant to bite your neck,' and Zuton, Emperor of Mars in a series of seven films that followed from 28 until 53.
By that time i was better known as Jungle Jay Jordan and from 48 to 59 i starred in 121 jungle movies, all of them utterly forgetable. I do still retain a fondness for 'Bwana Officer' and 'Savages of the Congo.'
In the sixties i became known as a swinger, both in my personal life and on screen with such roles as 'Jay Jordan in the afterlife of Dr Bizarre' and 'Swing pussycat, swing' and who could forget 'Man of Mystery' and its sequals 'Mystery Man 66' and 'The Man of M.Y.S.T.E.R.Y'
From there it all went horribly, shamefully wrong and i am truely regretful of my seventies and early eighties z list movie status but i did experience a brief revival in the early ninties in such films as 'Lethal Vietnam Vet turned Vigilante's Revenge' and 'Look whose body i switched into.' and of course my sadly lost scene in Terminator III, which was lost on the cutting room floor

Television:

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Books:

Fve authors - HG Wells, Conan Doyle, Jules Verne, Harry Harrison and many more

Heroes:

http://groups.myspace.com/cultofabsurd

My Blog

Fame and Fortune ...

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Posted by Jay on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 10:01:00 PST

Essex Man ... for Men. Guaranteed to knock the birds bandy.

I first write the above line circa 1992 - probably in A Level History class - Essex Man was the tackiest aftershave on the (fictional) market and for 16 years it remained a drawing and testimonials on...
Posted by Jay on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 07:50:00 PST

Contemplations of a Burned Man (happy blog)

Ok, this is the last time i'm going to majorly refer to my recent accident/injuries - the point of a blog is to record what has occured in the life of the blogger so i'd be remiss in not catching frie...
Posted by Jay on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:11:00 PST

Diary of a Burns Victim and other thoughts non burn related.

Two weeks they said - on the night of my accident. That was 15 days ago and i am still mostly bedridden though stronger - i reckon i can now outwrestle a kitten if one tried it on thinking it was all ...
Posted by Jay on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 03:47:00 PST

DDT Radio comedy podcasts and how i burnt myself like a little girl among other updates

Its been a while since i blogged so here is the latest and what i've been up to since the last one in May.Workwise i was doing long term supply teaching over a 9 week span at a school in Luton/Leagrav...
Posted by Jay on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 09:38:00 PST

Take me down to Paradise City .... or how to make eggs with marzipan and silk.

Please note that my blog title has nothing to do with anything. If this has offended your sensibilities please leave the room now.... .... *waits* Good. For those of you who remain, here is good stuff...
Posted by Jay on Sun, 18 May 2008 06:58:00 PST

A blog by any other name ...

As i haven’t posted a blog for a while and as i promised myself i would before the end of my holiday, here for your edification is ... a blog! but what to say, what to say?? Not a lot as it turn...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:06:00 PST

The holidays are over....

... for now. 10 glorious days back home during half term but in a few hours i am back to Luton *sighs* Its been a while since i posted and half the reason for that is i don't have the net at my flat, ...
Posted by Jay on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:36:00 PST

Onwards and Upwards 2: I GOT THE JOB!

As the song goes 'things can only get better' and they have. I'd done 3 days supply teaching at a school in Leagrave - all on tuesdays - when on the third week i got work on the friday at a school n L...
Posted by Jay on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 08:09:00 PST

Onwards and Upwards

This is my first blog in a while but its about that time as things are starting to look really good. My college teaching job falling through at the last minute due to class reductions in the...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 06:19:00 PST