Lee Greenfield

I like Biscuits - rewriting MC Hammer

I have decided for no apparent reason to rewrite the MC Hammer Classic U Can't Touch This;- I LIKE BISCUITS - by Lee Greenfield I like biscuits (Repeat 5x) My my my hunger hits me so hard ...
Posted by Lee Greenfield on Mon, 28 May 2007 02:40:00 PST

Big Brother Day 3 Practice Video and Regional voice Practice

Here's a video of a practice session for Big Brother Day 3 as you can see i'm clearly making it up as i go along - thats why it makes no sense! This was the first practice take of about 200 improvisat...
Posted by Lee Greenfield on Sat, 19 May 2007 10:01:00 PST

Dissecting People - What Men and Women really mean

I have decided to roughly translate the true meaning behind what people actually mean, demonsrating the oh so subtle difference between what they say and what they mean: Men: You have a nice smile - T...
Posted by Lee Greenfield on Sat, 19 May 2007 05:12:00 PST

Drink Drink Baby!! - Reworking Vanilla Ice

Drink Drink Baby by Lee Greenfield Yo, Barman, Let's Pour it! Drink Drink Baby, Drink Drink Baby All right stop, Collaborate and listen Lee is back watch my pint gla...
Posted by Lee Greenfield on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:56:00 PST

How to get out of a crap blind date

Blind dates are called blind dates because lets face it, 9 out of 10 times you'd have to be blind to date them! Some people stay through the agonising silences through politeness others in the hope th...
Posted by Lee Greenfield on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:03:00 PST

How to deal with a useless courier

Every comedian needs a 'proper' job to sustain him - i sell stuff on ebay. I used Businesspost as our courier - but not anymore - here is a copy of the letter i sent them: To whom it may concern 23rd ...
Posted by Lee Greenfield on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:49:00 PST

Rant about McDonalds

Where do McDonalds get off calling temselves 'fast food'? for starters it took them nearly 10 minutes to make me a McHeartAttack with McArteryClog fries and a McPoison Milkshake (strawberry Flavour). ...
Posted by Lee Greenfield on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:13:00 PST

Altering Snow Patrol Lyrics

Chasing CarsJust do it all Everything On your own I just need you bouncing on top If I lay here If I just lay here Would you jump on me and just do all the work? I d...
Posted by Lee Greenfield on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:54:00 PST

Middle Class Rap

Rappers always like to rap about 'livin in da hood' and 'bein a gangsta' which is all well and good, but what about middle class people? why the fuck cant they rap about stuff and be taken seriou...
Posted by Lee Greenfield on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:56:00 PST

Dissecting Richard III - (Translating Bill Shakespeare)

No one understands a word of any Shakespeare play and if anyone tells you otherwise then they're talking bollocks. I have therefore decided to decipher the opening monologue from Richard III whic...
Posted by Lee Greenfield on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 04:42:00 PST