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About Me



Well I'm 24 (recently), male (All my Life) and I have a rather cruel sense of humour. I have been known to go out with my friends, play pool, listen to music and watch the odd film, but generally only when there is a drink in it for me.
I hail from East London where I grew up with Ross (The Dude), Craig and some other people. I now live in Hampshire and have done for the last five years. I've met some people down here including Neil, Jamie and Rob Plumpton (He writes graphic novels and stuff).
Since I've lived in Hampshire I've managed to... crash two cars, quit three jobs, punch one bloke in a pub, play some poker and wake up one friend on Christmas Day because I was being loudly sick in his toilet. Good times!
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In a pub: Dave Chappelle, Kevin Smith, Ricky Gervais
If I was the last man on earth: A Woman
At a party: Pearl Jam
On Myspace: Everyone and anyone, so if your reading this and fancy a chat, add me!
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My Blog

Reality

 I believe it was Soul II Soul who said "Back to life back to reality" and that statement sums up a lot of my life over these last few months. For a while an 'it pays the bills' kinda job was fine but...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 11:34:00 GMT

Cool Centre

I have recently been informed that I have been promoted to Manager level within the company I work. Looks like I'm finally being taken seriously by my fellow collegues. The ideas I have been promoting...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 11:04:00 GMT

How Many Times?

I enjoy masturbating three times a day! The other two times I'm kinda forcing myself.
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:38:00 GMT

Eye Soil

I feel that Sex & The Shitty oops I mean City (SATC) is one of the worst programs to be shown on T.V. It represents all that is wrong with modern society. In one hundred years people will look back at...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:10:00 GMT

Ive got something to put in you

I went to a gay bar the other day! T'was actually quite a plesent experience, not that I thought it would be anything other of course. I was out with the girlfriend and her friends (some of whom are ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:39:00 GMT

drunk

I'm drunk. I shouldn't have had that last double :)
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:29:00 GMT

The Weekend

So the past weekend saw Plumpton and I visit the lovely town of Dagenham. We were there with a purpose and that purpose was to celebrate the birthday of our good friend Ross. I am right now ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:25:00 GMT

Questions

It's the early hours of the morning and I am unable to sleep. I have to be up for work in approximately seven hours and I think typing this blog will do nothing to help my current predicament. St...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:37:00 GMT

How to deal with depression in 10 easy steps

How To Deal With Depression In 10 Easy Steps by Mark Churchman Step 1 - Drink so much alcahol that you become numb and do not realise you are depressed. Step 2 - Contact people to infor...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 22:26:00 GMT

Ponk Chonk

I would like to create a new swear or cuss word! Im thinking Ponk, to mean fuck. "I would Ponk her!" "Ponk off!" "Ponk me!" "I've Ponked that!" "I'm gonna kill that Mother Ponker!" Or..... What...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:36:00 GMT