CHECK OUT MY GENERAL INTERESTS TO FIND OUT WHY THE WAY I AM THE WAY I AM: BUT TO GIVE YOU A HINT: I'M 50% PUERTO RICAN, 50% IRISH AND ADOPTED BY A 100% GERMAN FAMILY WHEN I WAS 6 MONTHS OLD,SO BY DEFAULT I WOUND UP A PUERTO RICAN/IRISH SKINHEAD AND THERE ARE MANY OCCASSIONS WHERE I'LL WIND UP KICKING MY OWN ASS, JUST BECAUSE SOMEHOW I HAD IT COMING. SO PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT WHATEVER CONFUSION AND CONFLICT I MUDDLE THROUGH DAY TO DAY CAN HARDLY BE BLAMED ON ME, EXCEPT FOR DRINKING TO EXCESS AND THE EVER PRESENT ASS SHENNANIGANS THAT LEAVE ME AS GIDDY AS A SCHOOL-BOY UPON RECEIVING A SHINY, RED BALLOON AND A GOLD STAR FOR NOT DUMPING A PAN FULL OF BOILING OLIVE OIL DOWN THE FRONT OF MY PANTS, SMACKING MYSELF SILLY WITH A PAIR OF GOLASHAS, CONCURRENTLY LIGHTING MYSELF ON FIRE...GOD KNOWS WHY FOR THE LOVE OF PETE. OH...AND I HATE MIMES!! I WANT TO PUNCH ONE UNTIL HE BLEEDS OUT OF HIS EARS, OR KICK HIM IN THE CHIN UNTIL HE BITES HIS OWN NOSE. THEN FORCE HIM TO PRETEND TO CRY...SILENTLY. AFTERWARDS I WOULD MAKE HIM DANCE THE CHARLESTON UNTIL HE VOMITED, WHILE I LOOKED ON BEMUSED, PLAYING THE HARPSICORD, WHILE WEARING A POWDERED WIG...BECAUSE I'M A BUFFOON...THEN I'D HANG HIM FROM THE ROPE HE ATTEMPTED TO CLIMB UP, WHILE WALKING AGAINST THE WIND...FUCKIN' MIMES!!
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Jason Vorhees
You are Jason Vorhees. You're the Crystal Lake killer. You live a very simple life, you respect your elders, enjoy collecting and voyeurism and are content to act on your overwhelming conscience and disillusionment. Don't be afraid to think for yourself. Beware of codependence. You're stubborn, but your drive and stamina always pay off. Survival is what you're known for. You have tremendous ingenuity, enjoy nature and solitude, you are lucky to be exactly where you need to be when you need to be there and despite a certain shyness--and a speech impediment that borders on inarticulate--you are the beginning and end to every party.
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