THE DIARY OF A SAD CUNT ON HOLIDAY |
5 MEN, 7 NIGHTS, AND THOUSANDS OF SLAGS.WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG??-"Where shall we go on holiday this year lads? Ibiza?"-No, it's too expensive."Greece?"-Nah, too skanky, (although we had no proof...
Posted by Ben on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:41:00 PST |
LONG LIVE THE (STIN)KING |
People all over the world are 'celebrating' the fact that its 30 years since Elvis Presley died.Oh, hang on; they're celebrating his life aren't they?But why not celebrate both?Well now you can with t...
Posted by Ben on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:39:00 PST |
We are all drowning thanks to Madonna |
We're all doomed because something called 'the environment' wants to drown us all with rain, and there's no army to fight against it because all the troops are busy in Iraq.We're left with pop stars a...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:14:00 PST |
The Life And Times Of DAVINA McCALL |
Using the wholly accurate source of information; Wikipedia, I bring you the life story of the nation's favourite gob-shite: DAVINA McCall1967: On October 16th 1967 Davina Brittany Banshee McCall...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:42:00 PST |
GLASTONBURY |
Walking round the HUGE festival's site you notice that many, many, many middle-class/upper class folks are in attendance this year, and it seemed that the majority of them didn't quite understand the ...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:58:00 PST |
So what have we learnt this week? |
PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS BLOG IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED.If you read on don't say I didn't warn you.So what have we learnt this week?-If you want to get through a crowd and at the Pope then you need a ...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:44:00 PST |
General Shite |
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Can I begin by thanking those people who have emailed me recently to compliment me on my blogs, I'm sorry I haven't been able to reply to you all individually but I'm glad yo...
Posted by Ben on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:52:00 PST |
Big Brother 8 : It's just a bunch of birds! Woo-Hoooooooooooooo! |
Amanda & Sam:4 sets of legs but only half a brain between them.And they love pink stuff&ah, there's so many jokes I could make about my penis here&but innuendos and filthy humour has no place i...
Posted by Ben on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:10:00 PST |
Pop(padom) the telly on, sit back and watch a bunch of twats behaving like a bunch of twats. |
We should celebrate New Years in May.Because at this time of year there's one 'New Years' style Resolution that you will hear the majority of people saying; "I'm not watching it this year&Its shit".Bu...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 28 May 2007 05:46:00 PST |
Spiders, Sports and Smells |
Hello Everybody,I haven't 'blogged' for two loooong weeks so why don't I tell you about what I've been up to?Earlier in the month I went to see the much anticipated Spider-man 3, and much as I hate to...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:15:00 PST |
