Cars vs Native Rodents |
If there is one thing I have learnt since moving to London is that to survive this city you must have money, the other is that it is generally not acceptable to openly fellate a thalidomide sufferer i...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:55:00 GMT |
Me vs Adelaide Comedy |
On my way I saw before me a young girl, overcome with distress it seemed, at the loss of her pussy cat. Quite why the parents of such a child so young should let it loose on the city centre, and why t...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:02:00 GMT |
Sarah Kendal vs the Troy Club |
After a weekend of vomit and unmentionables, I dragged diseased corpse to Andrew O' Neil's comedy night 'The Troy Club', impressed that I had recovered enough not to cancel I was elated to find out Sa...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:10:00 GMT |
Your Kinda Comedy |
Well, it has happened, guess the time had to come eventually: I have arrived at that pestilent juncture of narcissistic self promotion and flagrant copyright flouting that is YouTube.Some months back,...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:40:00 GMT |
English Class |
During the fetid years that were the '80's I spent many a childhood hour in Gawlerian classrooms surrounded by gormless human refuse that populated that carbuncle on the picturesque wine-toting world,...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:35:00 GMT |
Soho and Parental Responsibility |
Tis the day after the night before (the day being now, or then, and the night before being literal. However all irrelevancies aside it seems a productive night was had by all, but what of the day I he...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:27:00 GMT |
Art and Internal Combustion |
Today is another day, time gets predictable that way. Chronologically it plods on inevitably reaching the next after the last is past; such is life outside the singularity. Similarly does the number o...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:32:00 GMT |
Summer Rain |
Here I sit, today, glued to the laptop in an unfortunate stationary accident, looking out the window at summer vista of London. This much then, I must inform you, is wrong.
Today, with its melanchol...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 08:33:00 GMT |
A Day in Fiction |
'Describe yourself in three words or less' is a question id often been asked over the course of my comedy career 'adequate', 'funny as tits' and 'like an Ocelot in a centrifuge' id reply with varying ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:58:00 GMT |
Keys and Originality |
The Laughing Horse New Act of the Year 2007 Semi-Finals are done, such excitement only over-shadowed by the fact that I did not win and ended up passed out in a puddle of wine covered in a mantle of f...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:04:00 GMT |
