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Virdi Vanat

Virdi Vanat. Fingering your reality.

About Me

fookin 'ell!
i'm a telling yous i am grateful to be back in ma own home. i have seen some sheeet let me be telling yous. it has been long and hard...and the journey...heh heh heh...but now i am back for all of yous. like ken barlows in take that says i am back for goods.
i know i have been missed by a few peoples and i shall reward the faithfuls in due time but i need to settle back into the saddles as it were.
anyways...i shall be telling ma stories to you all soon but first i need to chip away the dead skin from ma feets. i'm a telling yous a did a lot of walking...fook me! speaking to yous very soon,

your,

Virdi Vanat

My Interests


girls girls girls
monies
revenge

I'd like to meet:


look at these fookas...

mr. dog: he is awanting to meet like minded mens.

deveraux: ma best friend in the whole white world.

garratt: he works with deveraux but we are both athinking he is a man of straw, he may even love the pund more than i do...heh heh heh.

Movies:

I have not time for movies usually...only the blue kind...heh heh heh dirty girls

Heroes:


me

My Blog

where has Virdi Vanat been? Virdis diary Day3

Virdi Vanat's Diary Day 3   dear diary,   ma feet are sore.   sorer than that time ma favourite wife cheryl, the fat dead one, bit down on ma peni after mistaking it for a spicy ...
Posted by Virdi Vanat on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:19:00 PST

where has Virdi Vanat been? Virdis diary Day1

Virdi Vanat's DiaryDay 1dear diary, that is it. the voices have a started in ma head again.jeremy beadles has fooked me over. i am not a happy man. i am in a black mood. i need to get out of dud...
Posted by Virdi Vanat on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:21:00 PST

Come Home Virdi Vanat: An Appeal

Please get invloved...Come Home Virdi Vanat: An Appeal Add to My Profile | More VideosThe Amazing Spider-Fan(Cleaning up Mr. Dogs shit till Virdi comes home)...
Posted by Virdi Vanat on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:54:00 PST

Virdi Vanat’s last website entries

As some of you know Virdi Vanat has gone missing.It is my job to get him back. Below is the last website he had to help jog memories of his greatness.Remember to help in the search. We must get Virdi ...
Posted by Virdi Vanat on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:02:00 PST

a mr. dog entry in Virdi Vanat's blog: WHERE IS VIRDI VANAT?

woomr. dog ay i?yeah, yeah i am ay i?yeah.i've took time art of my busy schedule of bummin' to tell yow lot about Virdi Vanat.'ees off at the moment ay 'e?yeah he is.yow see what happened was 'e woz w...
Posted by Virdi Vanat on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:52:00 PST

dirty girls wanted for ma new 'art film'

hello to yous out there on myspaz. you may have realised that your favourite man Virdi Vanat is making a film with hot new and fresh talent jezza beadles. it is a new 'art film'. do not be worrying it...
Posted by Virdi Vanat on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:00:00 PST

ma daily routine: the morn

hello to you ma crazy foo's (heh heh heh...mr. t reference there for the cool kids they love their marathons, i refused to call them snickers since 1996). i'm here today to tell yous more about ma dai...
Posted by Virdi Vanat on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:57:00 PST

sex and mr. dog

"what is going up, must come down", these were wise words from mr graham and mr browns who made super-fresco back in the day. words that your Virdi Vanat lives by ma friends. this is relevant to a sit...
Posted by Virdi Vanat on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:03:00 PST

little bit of trouble


Posted by Virdi Vanat on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 04:51:00 PST

pat sharpes is a fooka

you knows i've been a thinkin'.mo meat.mo problems.but enough about meat for now. your Virdi Vanat has had some serious shit to sort out.i was bored last night so i started flickin' around the channel...
Posted by Virdi Vanat on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:01:00 PST