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You Are 52% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: James Luke Cutts
Birthday: 15th April 1977
Birthplace: Rotherham
Current Location: Rotherham
Eye Color: Blue (ish)
Hair Color: Mousy Browny Blonde (ish)
Height: Beanpole - about 6 foot and a bit
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
The Shoes You Wore Today: DC Trainers
Your Weakness: Monster Munch (any flavour)
Your Fears: Heights & Death
Your Perfect Pizza: Dont like pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get engaged to my gorgeous girlfriend
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Im not dead then!
Your Best Physical Feature: My legs
Your Bedtime: Between 10 & 12
Your Most Missed Memory: Being a kid and just pissing about all day.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Group, im always nervous on my own. (aw)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Just a good old cup of tea for me.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck off i dont twatting swear you shithead
Do you Sing: Im the Karaoke king (St Lucia Jan 06 anyone?)
Do you Shower Daily: Yup
Have you Been in Love: I am
Do you want to go to College: Been there and done it
Do you want to get Married: I do (LOL)
Do you belive in yourself: Not really
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: No im an ugly twat
Are you a Health Freak: Used to go to the gym but aint been for a while
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeh they are great
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love Em
Do you play an Instrument: The keyboard, very badly.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope, last time was new years eve!
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on : No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What the fuck are Oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope, im not a theif!
Ever been Drunk: Oh yes, on many an occasion
Ever been called a Tease: Yup, last night by the girlfriend (LOL)
Ever been Beaten up: Er, had an attempted beating.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope, im not a thief!!
How do you want to Die: In a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up and i dont like what i am
What country would you most like to Visit: America, got close with the Caribbean last year.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Wet Sand
Short or Long Hair: Long, in pig tails. (Oh Yes)
Height: Shortarse
Weight: Not fussed
Best Clothing Style: Someone who would look good in a binbag.
Number of I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: A Prince Albert (LOL)
Number of Tattoos: Giant Eagle on my back.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Spending too much money on booze
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