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The story begins in the BLOG on the Day of Fools.

About Me

Mustafio - The Family Bastard is now available on CD Baby at www.cdbaby.com/mustafio Brackish water and a tear for fratricide! The pineapple upside down super sunday briefcase breakfast tray has finally been sold to the highest bidder. You may put your queasy souls back to rest for now. Mustafio is sweating an onion between his thighs for the specific purpose of winning the chili contest that will be held in my honor tomorrow. Of course, I would win anyway, but why not make it a bit more interesting for those who like interesting things? There was a world inside my magic radio, as the technician fixing it discovered. I had a wing nut and half a pint of beard stored where the double-d cup batteries used to go. He wanted a show so he got himself a show. Most who want a show get a show, you know, now isn't that right, Joe? HAHAHAHAHA! The radio works again, yes it's true, but the songs I gave it to my expert with are not the songs the expert returned them back with. I think my radio expert is now enjoying the songs I used to enjoy. Let him enjoy them. The beard is out of tune and long walks have been out of the question ever since my medication was adjusted. A certain pill has been giving me diahrrea, but I can't figure out which one. Maybe it's Bobby Goldsboro! HAHAHAHA! "Honey, I miss you. And you're still right here because I buried you in the backyard". They don't write 'em like they used to. Maybe I will add some weeds to my chili for a rustic type flavor. Whatever I add, you will love it. At least you always seem to. Sometimes I feel that I could serve the chili tasters a steaming plate of horseshit and they'd like that, too. It's tough to find a man who will speak the truth once you've reached the top of the mountain. Now I can get every station on my magic radio, but all the songs have more hair than they used to. Back in my day, a song could crawl up a hill. This belongs now to the catagory of the no more and never again. Mustafio sheds a tear for the upside down songs of a plaid, sad, yesterday...

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Member Since: 11/9/2005
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Record Label: Stinko Productions LTD.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

On Convalescence

The curtains were drawn in the private room, but some light creptin as Marvin Belinsky parted them and looked outside onto the par-king lot. On a bed in the room lay his father, Jules, unconscious and...
Posted by mustafio on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 06:23:00 PST

On Commitment

At a red light, I became fixated on a gargoyle staring down from anancient church. It was the face of Jules' cardiologist, Dr. Krump, whomI had seen last year at my manager's insistence after passing ...
Posted by mustafio on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:37:00 PST

On Taxis

We bid adieu to the warmth of our shelter and braved the bitter cold of dawn with nothing more than our wits, the fresh clothes on our backs, and the now nearly empty carton of squid in black bean sau...
Posted by mustafio on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:35:00 PST

On Leftovers

I opened the closet and saw hanging three perfectly pressed outfits favoring an Old West-style motif, with the appropriate foot and head-wear on the shelf below. We laughed as Jack insisted on wearing...
Posted by mustafio on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:03:00 PST

On Cleanliness

The amorphous, carnival-like atmosphere finally gave way to a di-gestable realism I was able to corral my psyche around. Bubbling from beneath the tumult was the realization that we needed to leaveexp...
Posted by mustafio on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 08:28:00 PST

On Comprehension

We lay intertwined underneath the table and it was becoming in-creasingly difficult to tell where one of us started and the other left off. I had an itch on my leg which I frustratingly scratched to n...
Posted by mustafio on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:42:00 PST

On Episodes

"You gotta try this squid with the black bean sauce. It's outta this world", said Tamarind, still chewing, while extending the small sil-ver tray. Jules took a little on his plate and tried to scrape ...
Posted by mustafio on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 05:36:00 PST

On Additives

It was somewhere between a 'ha' and a 'yes' where things startedto slide sideways. We were sharing the squid in black bean sauce, passing the carton around with trusted camaraderie when the trans-form...
Posted by mustafio on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 06:54:00 PST

On Providence

There were several quick knocks and the three of us froze. I wavedJack & Iris down and pulled out my gun as I approached the door."Yes?" I queried. "Delibery!" replied a singsong voice. I looked o...
Posted by mustafio on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:03:00 PST

On Dancing

Upon finishing his eighth cup of coffee, Jack announced he need-ed to hear his lucky song. "I can't fly without it, Mustafio. You know that." I tried to mount a feeble protest, but it would be of litt...
Posted by mustafio on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:29:00 PST