Mustafio - The Family Bastard is now available on CD Baby at www.cdbaby.com/mustafio Brackish water and a tear for fratricide! The pineapple upside down super sunday briefcase breakfast tray has finally been sold to the highest bidder. You may put your queasy souls back to rest for now. Mustafio is sweating an onion between his thighs for the specific purpose of winning the chili contest that will be held in my honor tomorrow. Of course, I would win anyway, but why not make it a bit more interesting for those who like interesting things? There was a world inside my magic radio, as the technician fixing it discovered. I had a wing nut and half a pint of beard stored where the double-d cup batteries used to go. He wanted a show so he got himself a show. Most who want a show get a show, you know, now isn't that right, Joe? HAHAHAHAHA! The radio works again, yes it's true, but the songs I gave it to my expert with are not the songs the expert returned them back with. I think my radio expert is now enjoying the songs I used to enjoy. Let him enjoy them. The beard is out of tune and long walks have been out of the question ever since my medication was adjusted. A certain pill has been giving me diahrrea, but I can't figure out which one. Maybe it's Bobby Goldsboro! HAHAHAHA! "Honey, I miss you. And you're still right here because I buried you in the backyard". They don't write 'em like they used to. Maybe I will add some weeds to my chili for a rustic type flavor. Whatever I add, you will love it. At least you always seem to. Sometimes I feel that I could serve the chili tasters a steaming plate of horseshit and they'd like that, too. It's tough to find a man who will speak the truth once you've reached the top of the mountain. Now I can get every station on my magic radio, but all the songs have more hair than they used to. Back in my day, a song could crawl up a hill. This belongs now to the catagory of the no more and never again. Mustafio sheds a tear for the upside down songs of a plaid, sad, yesterday...
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