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Vodka Broad

It's either unfinished, unpolished, or both...

About Me



I know I probably have some of the worst, most horrendous sound-quality recordings on this entire Myspace music thing. I write, play and sing my own music, and the only way I've been able to record my work was thru a boom box (an old Sanyo from like 1987...). Of course I try to touch them up as best I can using the "Audacity" program I downloaded for free, but I don't know what half the plug-ins are... The songs are raw and rudimentary, but I hope the poor recording will be embraced by some of you as a refreshing departure from the typical polished clarity...maybe??? ;) If you are still reading this, you rock. I know a lot of people won't last more than 10 seconds on this page after hearing the way-worse-than-garage sound of my songs, so if you were interested enough to listen as well as read about me I thank you for being openminded. I know my guitar playing is sloppy because I'm too impatient of a person to ever practice playing, and my singing is equally as unpolished, and few of my songs have an appropriate ending. I say this unabashedly, though, not shamefully. I can't help but be proud of having created tangible representations of my heart, my soul, and my inspiration- my original songs. Writing about myself and the meaning of my songs seems arrogant and self-righteous, so I hope you take the words above as a humble offering- that's all. I'm really not so serious or annoying (in that way, at least) in real life, and quite frankly I wish I were able to write silly, fun songs. Isn't in me, though- dammit! Kinda like practicing....

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/3/2006
Band Website: You're looking at it.
Band Members:Just me. I'm the guitarist, lyricist and vocalist. I've included the lyrics to a couple songs, so check them out if you're so inclined.
Influences: Loud, unabashed, innovative and interesting rock and roll; a mere description to some, a revered beauty to me. Bands like Led Zeppelin, Devo, Gary Numan and Celtic Frost (to name only a few) have offered me all that and more, and the level of intensity within those bands is rivaled only by the degree of uniqueness they each use as a means to deliver that intensity. The aforementioned bands are a few of my all-time favorites, and can therefore be considered a good summation of my musical influences, and any additional name dropping might be superfluous and distracting. However, it is imperative that I mention Juliana Hatfield, P.J. Harvey, and Christina Amphlett (The Divinyls) because I consider them my INSPIRATION- those artists are all badass females who weren't afraid to be brazen, intense and original, and thus inspired me to create tangible representations of my own passion for music, and my songs on this page are only several of many. Unfortunately, neither my influences or inspirations can make me patient enough to perfect and polish my songs, but what I lack in patience I make up for in heart and hope- and the guts to not care if either are recognized by anyone but me.
Sounds Like: Sugar, purple, and Light-Bright-- blended up like a smoothie, and served in a plastic cup with a crack in it.

Revival

Skull F*ck Off Timey (Fordy Mix)

Man From Depolis

Record Label: Your Mother.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Helios Creed Tribute Album!

If you don't already know, there is a Helios Creed Tribute Album in the works! I invite you to click the link below and check it out and add it to your friend list (which would be much appreciated!): ...
Posted by Vodka Broad on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 12:19:00 PST

The Mongoloid Chronicles

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Posted by Vodka Broad on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:47:00 PST

Lyrics

Thought I would include the lyrics to a couple of my songs... Lyrics to "Revival" Slathered in Jasmineprecipice sanguinewafting in sandals of gossamer tatters...so nigh waits the doordonning radiant...
Posted by Vodka Broad on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 06:26:00 PST

What to do if you find centipedes in your vagina


Posted by Vodka Broad on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:18:00 PST

Best Album Covers EVER!!!

Well really, these are supposed to be the "worst" album covers ever, but I think they are all either hilarious or disturbing, or both at the same time, and that makes them great in my book! I don't h...
Posted by Vodka Broad on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 11:15:00 PST

Gratitude and Thanks

About a week or so ago, I noticed that I've had over 10,000 profile views! I know that's just a drop in the bucket for many bands but, to me, that's quite a milestone! I originally put this page up j...
Posted by Vodka Broad on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:59:00 PST

Do you know your bands???

There are at least 75 bands in this picture. Can you find them? You have to know your bands, because there are some obscure ones in here...this is an interactive blog, so if you spot one you know, ple...
Posted by Vodka Broad on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:24:00 PST