Cops and Knives |
COPS AND KNIVES About two weeks ago I was assigned the task of delivering my in-laws to the airport. They were about to embark on their annual trek across the pond where they would pi...
Posted by MaltedAlgae on Tue, 06 May 2008 03:19:00 PST |
Another Tag, Another Hit of Mescaline |
Another Tag, Another Hit of Mescaline. Once again, I’ve been hit with the MySpace virus that is known as "tagging". This time I’ve been challenged by Ms. Montana Montana-Dana, (aka ...
Posted by MaltedAlgae on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:46:00 PST |
Fun Things To Do On a Ski Lift |
FUN THINGS TO DO ON A SKI LIFT My recent ski trip started with a long drive up through Vermont on unlit back roads to located the rental house set far enough off the beaten path where one co...
Posted by MaltedAlgae on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:08:00 PST |
Outing People on MySpace |
It's been a while since I've posted anything. I'd like to say it's because I've been too busy lately, but that's only partially true. The real reason for this lack of on-line ramblings of a desulto...
Posted by MaltedAlgae on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 05:17:00 PST |
My Big Toe |
I broke my toe. Ow, ow, ouch, fucking OW! That hurts. Fuck!...
Posted by MaltedAlgae on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:50:00 PST |
Bag It, Tag It, Sell It To the Butcher In the Store |
Fucking Tagged. I have been bestowed upon the honor of being "tagged" by the Queen of the Termites herself, Ms. ~PATRICIA~. After repeated attempts by her to coerce me into these inan...
Posted by MaltedAlgae on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:18:00 PST |
Mullets and Cretins |
Recently, I had the simultaneous good and bad fortune of embarking on a short jaunt to Florida for 4 days. Good in that I had the opportunity to see our niece graduate from High School. B...
Posted by MaltedAlgae on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:20:00 PST |
the Text Message |
I received a text message on my phone today. This, by itself, was not out of the ordinary as I commonly receive text messages regarding items that could just as easily be addressed via a phone c...
Posted by MaltedAlgae on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:05:00 PST |
41 Days |
There are times, rare as they may be, when all seems right with the world. Today is one of those days. First, after eighty-seven straight days of rain, according to my calculations, we are...
Posted by MaltedAlgae on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:00:00 PST |
the Box |
(A schmaltzy one, I know. Part of a short story in progress, so you can respectfully fuck off. ) As I looked up from my plate smothered in mole sauce attempting to ignore the ...
Posted by MaltedAlgae on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:25:00 PST |
