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About Me

I'm so tired of the glitches and bullshit on MySpace that I'm opening up shop elsewhere. I'd love to have you join me as I will continue to blog and observe...and snark.

You can find my new home at TheSuperJesus.wordpress.com

Stay in touch.
Super J.
We can talk at length about all aspects of religion and I will generally leave all topical comments here for all to see. That said, you should know that excessively long copy/paste posts will be deleted because you were too lazy to write something thoughtful. Glitter comments are so much cheesy litter cluttering up the place...that shit will also be deleted. Lastly, if you ever post spam or an ad here you're an idiot and I will delete your comment and block you immediately. Go sell Starbucks and ring tones somewhere else.

Heterosexually yours Super J.

The Gospel of Super Jesus

http://thesuperjesus.wordpress.com/

I'm in a better place now. :)

My Interests

I'm pretty straightforward. Salvation, redemption, carpentry, tetanus shots. Between the water to wine and the everlasting bread and fish tricks I've been told I'd make a great caterer.

Joe Show Episode 1: The Ark

I'd like to meet:

I know you all already. I've even seen you nekkid. Some of you more often than others. Hey, a savior has to get his freak on once in a while too.

Speaking of which, what's with that noise you make when you cum? That's so hot!

Music:

AC/DC, Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, throw in a little Hendrix. I like the classics. I really can't stand that whiny country crap though. And Rap...don't even get me started.

Movies:

Beyond Belief 2006 - Session 4

Beyond Belief Conference at the Salk Institute As you might imagine, The Passion of The (Me) was a little difficult to sit through. Don't get me wrong, I could handle the torture (duh) but the acting was just terribly wooden. What the hell, I didn't whimper like that. I'm no pussy I'm the son of God fer (My) sakes! Mel and I are going to have to have a talk one of these days.

Television:

Fuck television.

Silly Monkeys

Books:

The Bible...hah, just kidding. That thing is such a load of crap, I swear most of that shit never happened. No really, those guys made most of it up because they didn't know any better. I was there, I should know.Let me tell you how it really happened. In the beginning...oops, muffins are done--I'll have to finish this later.

AMERICAN ATHEISTS INTERVIEW DOUGLAS ADAMS

Bush and his administration should face criminal charges and war crimes as soon as they leave office.

Heroes:

Who could I possibly have for a hero...except for Oprah and maybe Lewis Black of course.

My Blog

Call The DSCC About FISA Now!

http://thesuperjesus.wordpress.com/2008/06/25/call... Please check out this short post and call. This is a historic opportunity for you to help protect the Constitution....
Posted by Super Jesus on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:00 PST

Whiny Right Wing Bitches

http://thesuperjesus.wordpress.com/2008/06/23/whin... Fucking them up...
Posted by Super Jesus on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:12:00 PST

FISA: Protecting Everyone Except The American People

http://thesuperjesus.wordpress.com/2008/06/23/fisa... An old Olbermann rant that is eerily relevant....
Posted by Super Jesus on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:10:00 PST

Call Your Senators, Stop The FISA Amendment!

http://thesuperjesus.wordpress.com/2008/06/23/call... Please, stop by and see how you can help. If you hurry there are FREE COOKIES!!...
Posted by Super Jesus on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:30:00 PST

Fuck, George Carlin is Dead

http://thesuperjesus.wordpress.com/2008/06/23/shit... I never expected the AP to post the news quite this way....
Posted by Super Jesus on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:28:00 PST

Obama FISA Test...FAIL!

http://thesuperjesus.wordpress.com/2008/06/20/obam... I'm just shouting about politics into the Internet ether again. What's the fucking point, nobody is paying any attention anyhow....
Posted by Super Jesus on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:47:00 PST

Open Letter To Mr. Obama: My Request For A Congressional Spinal Transplant

http://thesuperjesus.wordpress.com/2008/06/20/open... I don't think I'm asking for too much here....
Posted by Super Jesus on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:03:00 PST

Call Congress: Vote NO To Telecom Immunity

http://thesuperjesus.wordpress.com/2008/06/19/call... And maybe Congress can grow a pair too....
Posted by Super Jesus on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 08:59:00 PST

John McCain Family Values: My Wife Is A C*nt

http://thesuperjesus.wordpress.com/2008/06/17/john... Is it really any surprise to hear what Republicans really think about their women? Heck, I'm sure Barbara Bush hears that all the time even from ...
Posted by Super Jesus on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:38:00 PST

Republicans Finally Own Up To Their True Bigoted Nature

Republicans Finally Own Up To Their True Bigoted NatureYou just knew this would happen eventually. Just imagine what the blow back would be if something similiar happened at a Democratic state c...
Posted by Super Jesus on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:46:00 PST