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Langoustine

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Do you have a question about LOBSTERS? Is there any burning issue you would like answered? Do you have a question about anything?

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My Interests

Swimming, Eating, Flying, Attacking humans and Removing their eyeballs...

I'd like to meet:

Any and all beings who are LOBSTER LOVERS.

Music:

ROCK LOBSTER! and any other songs about my kind.

This is a group of human musicians who have named themselves after the most intelligent and noble species on this planet, LOBSTER.
LOBSTER MUSIC LINK
They are friends of LOBSTERS everywhere!

Movies:

Search for LOBSTER on IMDB.com

Find me if you dare, human!

Save my family, human!

Television:

My kind has declared war upon the FOOD NETWORK!

We do have a soft spot for FAMILY GUY:

Heroes:

Behold! The banner under which all LOBSTERS unite!
May we all strive to live up to his amazing awesomeness:

The Sasquatch Nation is an ally of LOBSTERS everywhere

My Blog

Satan’s Frog!

Beware the Beelzebufo ampinga! EVIL FROG LINK ...
Posted by Langoustine on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:43:00 PST

Free Money

  LINK  I shall purchase...many heads of CABBAGE!  ...
Posted by Langoustine on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:25:00 PST

TAGGED!

This LOBSTER was tagged by a strange human. Here is a list of 10 little known facts about your's truly...LOBSTER. 1) LOBSTERs are fond of cabbage. 2) I enjoy spending time with my spawn and w...
Posted by Langoustine on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:25:00 PST

INSANITY!

lINk-SANITY!...
Posted by Langoustine on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:41:00 PST

I find this...amusing

LINK What is your impression?
Posted by Langoustine on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 07:29:00 PST

BOB, the CHRISTMAS LOBSTER

..> LINK A Special Moment With Bob, The Christmas Lobsterby: Max Burbank  Well HELLO there, landlubbers! MEEEEEEEH-REE CHRISTMAS! And a pleasant Chanukah to all our Jewish fiends though it'...
Posted by Langoustine on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 03:13:00 PST

HAHAHAHAHA STUPID HUMAN!!!

Enter Queen Idiot. She wants select size lobsters (selects are 1.5 lbs or a little over), and she has me running back and forth to weigh each lobster we have in the tank, because she "doesn't want to ...
Posted by Langoustine on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:25:00 PST

Important Human Studay

It's about damn time! LINK Study Says Lobsters Feel Pain Listen Now [6 min 58 sec] add to playlist --> start inset column --> --> end inset column / start center column --> The Bryant Park Project, ...
Posted by Langoustine on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 08:01:00 PST

LOBSTER call to ACTION!

A LOBSTER call to action! (Forward this bulletin!)  This human does not seem to get the message. He will not leave his "daughter" alone. He was her stepfather for a time, until her mom got wise a...
Posted by Langoustine on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 07:25:00 PST

Do you suffer from EAS?

I have heard humans complain about a condition dubbed "EAS".  Many times, they blame it on 'bad' shellfish.  I am here today to set the record straight. You vile humans do terrible things to...
Posted by Langoustine on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:27:00 PST