Gay Skeletor - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a reformed ex-tyrant just lookin for some lovin and some fun. How did I end up in OKC, you ask? Well that's a long and unfabulous story, baby, but look out Bible Belt! Gay Skeletor's here and SNAZZY! *snap*

My Interests

Shopping, retro home furnishings (totally 80s!), kitschy fashion accessories, collecting books of matches (and phone numbers, baby), going for drinkies, and plotting to take over the world... just kidding! haha!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet some peeps to mingle with and have a good time! I'm especially interested those happenin' scenesters! Lets be friends, k?

Music:

Cher, Free Design, Iron and Wine, Barbara Streisand, Tori Amos, Sheryl Crow, Faith Hill, The Village People, Iron Maiden, Gwar, N Sync, the Backstreet Boys, Enrique Iglesias, anything I can get my grove on to, oh and a ton of local bands just get me goin'!

Movies:

I really love Steel Magnolias, Brokeback Mountain (Jake and Heath *swoon*) Terms of Endearment, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, How Stella Got Her Groove Back, Pretty Woman, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, The Matrix, Harry Potter, Freddy Got Fingered, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Old School, Sleepy Hollow, Versus, Eurotrip, Army of Darkness, The Lord of the Rings, The Boondock Saints, Billy Madison, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Shaun of the Dead, Kill Bill, Baseketball, The Nightmare Before Christmas, lots more, babies!

Television:

That saucy bitch, Kathy Griffin, jus' gets me goin'!

Books:

Anything by Nora Ephron, David Sedaris, Jane Austen, John Grisham, or some trashy romance novel you can find at a gas station!

Heroes:

He-Man, Teela, Man At Arms... We're the best of friends now, really!

My Blog

Im a Photobucket Whore!

I can’t get to sleep without? and If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:I have an irrational fear of:What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?I am most oppo...
Posted by Gay Skeletor on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:24:00 PST

I see the nuns are gay!

Babies, I am so sure many of you have see this shining piece of hilarity, but I have jus' gotta share it! I spit muh peppermintini all ovah da place! ...
Posted by Gay Skeletor on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:41:00 PST

Jingle Muh Bells, Honey!

Tis' dat time of year again, babies! Dontchya jus' love holiday shoppin'? I know I sure do! It's like survival of da bitchiest, an' honey I'll outwit, outlast, an' outplay all those whores! If'n ya ai...
Posted by Gay Skeletor on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:41:00 PST

Tell Yo Momma, Daddy, or a Grown Up You Can Trust!

Babies, I ain't sure what it is 'bout those "inspirational" folk, but does this man jus' give ya da heebee jeebees? I wouldn't let 'im pet muh sweet pussycat, Sparkles, let alone leave him unattended ...
Posted by Gay Skeletor on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:51:00 PST

::hysterical scream::

Oh babies! I jus' gotta stop turnin' on CNN (I like ta be a well informed bitch) first thang when I wake up! That hunk of current event hotness, Mike Galanos, reported that muh sweet Charles Nels...
Posted by Gay Skeletor on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:44:00 PST

Who's Yo' Skank?

Babies, I think it's time we honor those skanks who we all know and love (or hate)! You know who I'm talkin' 'bout! A certain red-headed cracked-out celebrity who jus' can't show up on time for h...
Posted by Gay Skeletor on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:21:00 PST

Dear Skelly,

Hey babies! The first advice blog is gettin' as crowded as He-Man's Speedo, so I started a new one! If you've got a heavy heart and need a sympathetic queer, awful highlights, or wanna kn...
Posted by Gay Skeletor on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 07:25:00 PST

Let Gay Skelly Help You!

Honeys, do you have a little something that's making your heartache, do you not know what to wear to the club, not sure if its a rash or a little worse? Ask Gay Skeletor! You post a problem I'll comm...
Posted by Gay Skeletor on Sun, 14 May 2006 06:39:00 PST