You take the good, you take the bad... |
Well hello my dear readers, sorry to have been on the downlow [and not in the Eddie Murphy way] but I was busy researching for a role I auditioned for. What with the writ...
Posted by Frau Bella on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:21:00 PST |
Need Help with your New Years Resolutions... ? |
Frau's New Years Resolutions Suggestions [in no particular order, really, even though they're numbered]:
1) Meet New People: Start a Human Trafficking ring...
2) Increase Savings: find a...
Posted by Frau Bella on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:42:00 PST |
Come to my window... |
So I was scouting out locations for Sue Grafton's new novel "U is for Utili-kilt," its a murder mystery, of course, that takes place in a queer bar. She hired me to find some ...
Posted by Frau Bella on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 04:15:00 PST |
A Tale of Terror. Part IV: A New Beginning Nightmare of Blood |
As the Zuni doll flew towards me, all slow motion Matrix style, I turned and leapt out of the way, all Bionic Woman style, complete w...
Posted by Frau Bella on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:30:00 PST |
A Tale of Terror. Part 3-D: The Final Chapter |
"OUTLANDER!" He screamed again. I tried to block him out by sticking corn husks in my ears, but that didn't seem to work.
&nbs...
Posted by Frau Bella on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:47:00 PST |
A Tale of Terror. Part 2: Electric Boogaloo |
I stood, frozen in terror as the leather faced man raised his chainsaw and screamed "GOOOOOOD MORNING GOLDBERG FAMILY!" "Huh?" I asked, perplexed. "The...
Posted by Frau Bella on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:16:00 PST |
A Tale of Terror. Part 1: Almost a Massacre |
I was driving Oprah from her compound in Santa Barbara back to Chicago. We were transporting a Zuni Hunting Fetish Doll as a special gift for Stedman, and rented an old 1973 Green GMC van, I don't kno...
Posted by Frau Bella on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:13:00 PST |
Avast... |
I was waiting in line at the Coffee Bean this morning [Frau does not do the Starbucks, even though they opened one in backseat of my car just last week] when I over heard...
Posted by Frau Bella on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:33:00 PST |
Something smells fishy... |
So I went to the Beverly Center yesterday to do a little shopping. I swear I walked up and down that place looking for the fucking Target, but I'll be damned if I couldn't fin...
Posted by Frau Bella on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:07:00 PST |
Shame on me... |
So last night I was just finishing up the new Harry Potter book [I was totally surprised to find out that Ron was a chick and he and Hermione were total scissor sisters... oh, spoiler alert, sorry, fo...
Posted by Frau Bella on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:53:00 PST |
