Feel it, my pretty? The night is filled with magic. Mark my words, little dove, tonight is special... Follow me, my dear, let me show you one of my preoccupations. The idea came to me one evening in a vision - every day I luxuriate in a bubbling bath surrounded by ferns... they thrive on the humidity, reminding me that all Los Angeles is a jungle!
You, high priests and priestesses of carnality! All are available for a price! See how they give themselves to the ritual? Delicious! Let the games begin!
But hold fast, dear knaves! No personal email, please! Forsooth, such strange ways of communication can never exist in the psychadelic happenings of The Z-Man! Conduct yourself, there is an audience!
A comment from The Z-Man simply requires a comment upon my page. Pray we must make haste, my time is not my own. Before the clock strikes twelve, I must be back at Forest Lawn!
Leave?! Nay! You have not yet graced our gathering with a song. Come, my dear, I must present you to the faithful. Now! Masters and Mistresses, I'm so excited by what I've just heard that I predict these three, like their sisters before them, will crush the musical barrier and rise like angels to be Superstars! Allow me to present The Carrie Nations, my fair minstrels!! Forsooth, their melodious voices surpass even the haunting likes of Circe!
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, of course! My movies are all one ever needs to see! But ignore the wretched ending monologue, I learned no lessons there! Forsooth, Jungle Lad should have been silent and mighty, not a groveling ant creeping across the malodious moat!
I get them for free, they're mine!
Observe in yon quiet corner, an island of tranquillity in a sea of revery.
SUPERWOMAN, She who is every man's dream! Why do you react so strangely to the embodiment of Carnal Desire, Jungle Lad? You reject Superwoman? Never before have I been spurned... You Varlot, You Serf, You Buggery Knave!
How now, Jungle Lad? At last the King of the Jungle comes under the imperious rule of She who is Inconquerable! How it excites me, your legendary strength rendered impotent as you grovel before the greatest Super Hero of all time! HA! The vorpal blade goes Snicker-Snack!!! Ah, yes Jungle Lad, meet my friend Excaliber, the mightiest sword of all time! And now wielded by She who will eclipse ALL their deeds - Arthur, Lancelot, even the mighty Cour de Leon!
Z-Man? There is no Z-Man, Varlot! And indeed this is NOT a game we play, I am SUPERWOMAN!