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Maude

God will get you for that, Walter!

About Me

Pull up a chair and stay a while! Florida just put on a pot of coffee and Walter won't be home for ages!
I am a liberated seventies chick.

Your Political Profile


Overall: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?
Your Icecream Flavour is... Neopolitan! You aren't satisfied with just one flavor. They say variety is the spice of life and this shines through in your Ice cream of choice! Just don't eat all the chocolate and leave the strawberry and vanilla behind! What is your Icecream Flavour?
Find out at Go Quiz
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What Famous Leader Are You?
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You Are 60% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You?
You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations - you got 8 out of 10 correct! Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Moderate
Level 7 (Violent) Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
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I am 10% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
Idiot Test
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My Interests



Occult, tarot cards, sweet and salty snack foods(LOL!) wine(White Merlot is fabu!)laughing, going online and reading message boards, gossip, shopping.

I'd like to meet:



Try to keep it 18 and over, please!

My cousin Edith and possibly Mel Torme. Archie can stay home and watch the game. Mike is welcome, but Gloria has to stay very quiet and not whimper. God, I miss Florida...

Music:

Green Day, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, System of a Down, No Doubt, Coldplay, etc.

Movies:

Anything John Waters-Female Trouble, Desperate Living, Polyester, etc. Indie Stuff, Classic Noir, especially Joan Crawford/Bette Davis 1940's/50's era. Exploitation, Slasher, just plain cheesey B-Movies, Drive-In, Horror flicks, cult classics. Wizard of Oz, A Clockwork Orange.

Here's some of my favs!

Television:

Six Feet Under(**Sobs** Why Nate? WHY?)

Oz

Seinfeld

The Odd Couple

The Simpsons

Twilight Zone (The OLD B and W eps! Not the newer remakes.)

South Park

Kids In The Hall

Old soaps- Dallas, Dynasty, Knots Landing (Thank God for Soapnet! Plus, some current ones- All My Children, One Life To Live, General Hospital) Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, House, Prison Break, Arrested Development.

Books:



Stephen King is doG- anything by S.K. He's a guilty pleasure. Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale. Nora Ephron's Crazy Salad, Heartburn.

Heroes:

Margaret Sanger, Susan B. Anthony.

My Blog

If You Got Deleted By Me- Read This!

With all of the spamming and viruses going on, I have been deleting hacked accounts left and right. It's nothing personal, but if your account sent me a bunch of spam, or phishing stuff, that's why yo...
Posted by Maude on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:25:00 PST

BEFORE posting a comment, READ THIS!

I really do appreciate comments from my friends. Funny pics, jokes, saying ''Hello!'', ''Have a Great Weeekend!'', etc. are just great. There's just one thing- PLEASE do not post spam, or those ''Find...
Posted by Maude on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:37:00 PST

Just So You Know-I am NOT really Bea Arthur, Maude or Dorothy Zbornak-

Didn't think I'd actually have to post this-  I am NOT really the actress Bea Arthur, or any of the characters she's played. I never said that I was. I am simply a fan. This page is a work of fic...
Posted by Maude on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 12:49:00 PST

Winter Blahs

So, it's January and I'm depressed. It's not even really that cold- it's just the lack of sunlight. It gets dark so early, around 4:30-5PM. I think that I have Seasonal Depression Disorder. I feel bla...
Posted by Maude on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 12:44:00 PST

My Toe Hurts

It really does. It's killing me. I think it may be an ingrown nail. Ouch.
Posted by Maude on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST