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About Me

As if you didn't know...I am the biggest brightest star on Broadway. Helen Lawson thinks it is her but she's an old bag that was ONCE something special. Now it's all about me. Oh yea, I also managed to conquor another little place you might have heard of. HOLLYWOOD! Yeah they love me there too. Why? Cause I got talent. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Singin' and dancin', Vicodin, Vodka, Gin, Scotch, Beer, The Nuthouse, Helen Lawson's WIG (haha...too bad Ms. Lawson), Lyon Burke (haha...too bad Anne!), signing autographs, NOT signing autographs, sequins, being a big damned star.

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet my fans if I am not too drunk hung over. I can't promise that is very often kiddies, but I can always have my assistant send out an autographed glossy. I love the gays. I even marry 'em if they show an interest in me.
Is it wrong to screw Anne's husband?
No way Neely! You are always right
Maybe, but Anne should butt out and take more pills.
Doesn't Anne have other things to do?
It's not right, but it's ok.
Nope. Screw him IN FRONT OF Anne!!

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Music:

I tend to like music featuring my powerhouse vocals. I hear that Judy Garland dame ain't so bad either.

Movies:

ONLY MY FILMS! Have you seen the film version of "Tell Me, Darling" yet? I was spectacular.

Television:

The Neely O'Hara Hour, Hey! It's Neely, Color Me Neely, The Patty Duke Show (such a nice kid...), Neely With an N.

My Blog

I sold drugs -- SO WHAT!

It's Neely, bitch. Helen Lawson has probably been happy these past few months because she didn't have any competition. I'm sorry to you all that you had to settle for his sagging tranny ass but I'M BA...
Posted by Neely O'hara on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:10:00 PST

Neely's back, Helen is still a pig.

All right, all right. Stop your bitching. I'm back kiddos. I deserted you but it will never happen again. Well...until I pass out in the funny farm again! HAHA. I was in Paris getting the sleep cure. ...
Posted by Neely O'hara on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:08:00 PST

I am SOOOO funny!

The other night I was drinking...well...everything. I drank everything. When I drink everything, I start feeling generous. I like to give. So I started to make some cookies for my FAVORITE Broadway st...
Posted by Neely O'hara on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

I was almost compromised

I almost died!Helen Lawson tried to have me RAPED! I'm not kidding this time. She sent some goons to my bungalo and I was tied up and BEATEN! I have been hiding out a the Safe-a-way rehabilitation cen...
Posted by Neely O'hara on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:32:00 PST

Helen Lawson makes me sick

I can't believe all the talk about how Helen Lawson used to be Henry Lawson...A MAN! But with that big news, we are all forgetting the other news. She has HERPES! Yeach! That just makes me puke, whic...
Posted by Neely O'hara on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:43:00 PST

Apology to fans -- Helen Lawson is pathetic

Everyone, I am so sorry for Helen Lawson. She has been harrassing some of your with a POORLY Photoshopped image of me as "Fatty O'hara." You all know that I don't bother to eat food and only consume p...
Posted by Neely O'hara on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:15:00 PST

old old old old old old old old old Helen Lawson

So I started this thing where I try...TRY...to be nice to people. My shrink said it would be worth it. I think it is a bunch of crap. No one is nice to me so why should i be nice to them. Anyway, I d...
Posted by Neely O'hara on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:30:00 PST

Back in the sanitarium. Tony is a BAD star!

BACK IN THE KOOKY BIN! I just love it here these days. It is like a vacation home. That little girl that called me a latent homosexual is still here. She isn't here for vanity reasons like me. She's a...
Posted by Neely O'hara on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:33:00 PST

Guess who is back

I'm back bitches! Thanks for the Valentine's wishes. Now I know who REALLY loves me. My vday was great. Lyon gave me this great ring he was gonna give to Annie. I told him I deserved it more and then ...
Posted by Neely O'hara on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:53:00 PST

I break things when I drink

Hey babies, It's been rough lately. I was drinking and drinking and drinking a few weeks ago. I started throwing everything in my bedroom out the window. Everything included my lovely pink, diamond en...
Posted by Neely O'hara on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:20:00 PST